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Jennifer Lawrence Shares The One Thing Nobody Warned Her About Before Becoming A Mom “I wanted to be a mom for so long, and, you know, didn’t find the right person.” “Then I found the right person, and then we were married, and then we wanted to be married for the right amount of time.” “I wanted it so badly that I waited for him to be like, ‘Okay, it is now an acceptable time for you to ask me for a child.’” “But I felt ready, even though I understand when people say you’re never going to feel ready.” Alex Cooper: “What were you completely unprepared for?” Jennifer Lawrence: “You know, your vagina will bounce back, your butthole won’t.” Alex Cooper: “I don’t know if I needed to hear that before giving birth.” 😭

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Neil Patrick Harris just casually explained how he makes McDonald’s workers remake his entire order so he gets fresh fries Neil Patrick Harris: “Here’s a pro tip when you go to McDonald’s. If you order fries, order them fresh.” “You can order fresh fries.” Host: “How often are you getting fries from McDonald’s?” Neil Patrick Harris: “Well, never, because I didn’t know you could do that.” “If I’m going to order there, I get the two cheeseburger meal, and I say no onions. That means that they have to make them fresh.” “And then as long as they’re there, I say get the fresh fries, as opposed to the ones they’ve racked.”

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Neil Patrick Harris just casually explained how he makes McDonald’s workers remake his entire order so he gets fresh fries Neil Patrick Harris: “Here’s a pro tip when you go to McDonald’s. If you order fries, order them fresh.” “You can order fresh fries.” Host: “How often are you getting fries from McDonald’s?” Neil Patrick Harris: “Well, never, because I didn’t know you could do that.” “If I’m going to order there, I get the two cheeseburger meal, and I say no onions. That means that they have to make them fresh.” “And then as long as they’re there, I say get the fresh fries, as opposed to the ones they’ve racked.”

Tom Brady Explains Why He Doesn’t Feel Comfortable Being Called The Greatest Football Player Ever Shaq: “Hey, you’re the greatest player ever. How does that feel when you hear that from people?” Tom Brady: “I always feel like it doesn’t feel right, to be honest.” “I feel like I just took advantage of my opportunities.” “A lot of the things I learned along the way came from people who really helped lift me up.” “The mental part of football is so important, especially at the quarterback position.” “At 40 years old, I won the league MVP. Then I went to Tampa at 43 and threw 40-plus touchdown passes.” “I don’t feel like it’s a one-man thing. Everybody was part of my journey.”

Jennifer Garner Reveals The Financial Panic She Faced After Her Divorce From Ben Affleck, And How She Took Control Of Her Future Jennifer Garner: “I had stepped back from my career for several years to focus on raising my children.” “Then I realized I needed to become the primary earner for my family.” “Hollywood is not an industry that pays women more as they get older.” “You can’t just un-famous yourself.” “My manager, Nicole King, and I became very targeted and still about what I was going to do next.” “I couldn’t be away from my children for months at a time, so I started looking at entrepreneurship.”

Paula Pell Says Midwestern Women Are “Pleasant Liars” Paula Pell: “A pleasant liar. A deep liar. Just like southern women.” “Midwestern women usually are big liars.” “My grandma used to always go have a little diner food with me. I would take her to the Pine Cone.” “Midwesterners love soup too. My grandma would start eating and go, ‘Oh, is this soup ever good? I love this soup!’” “Then the guy would come by and she’d tell him, ‘This soup is fantastic!’” “As we’re walking out, she’d go, ‘I didn’t care for that soup.’” 😂

Rachel Dratch Reveals Her Birth Chart Is Almost Entirely Pisces, With One Capricorn Placement “Holding Everything Together” 😂♓ Rachel Dratch: “So, I’m what’s a Pisces? I didn’t know this word, a stellium.” “It means all your things are in the same sign, like every single thing.” “But this woman, she did my chart on TikTok, and she was laughing really hard.” “She’s like, ‘How is this woman surviving with everything in Pisces?’” “But then I guess there’s like one thing in Capricorn, and she goes, ‘This Capricorn is holding the whole rest of it all together.’” “It’s doing the work of, you know, 10,000 men or something.” “And that kind of is the Pisces final boss.”

Tina Fey admits she judges rich people who keep launching side hustles when they already have hundreds of millions of dollars Tina Fey: “I don’t get excited about money. If I’m safe and I have enough money to live, I have a problem with rich people having a side hustle.” Amy Poehler: “Yeah, you mean like a podcast or something?” Tina Fey: “No, that is you’re doing work. I’m saying, if you sold, like… where would my line be for you? Where would I draw the line?” Amy Poehler: “Yeah, I know what you mean. Like if I had a rosé.” Tina Fey: “If you already have, like, $200 million and you’re like, ‘Also, I need you to…’” Amy Poehler: “But Tina, this is where you have to learn from Gen Z. I’m sorry, and we have to.” Tina Fey: “They don’t care. They don’t judge it. They don’t judge it.”

Amy Poehler Reveals She Once Waited Tables for Oprah Winfrey in Chicago “I know, I mean, to brag, but I can carry four plates on one arm.” “When you’re a waitress, you learn a lot about improvising.” “You can pretend you know what you’re talking about when they ask you, you know, what’s in the sauce?” “I waited on Oprah Winfrey in Chicago. I bet she doesn’t remember it, but I do.” “I should bring it up to her. When I get home and we have dinner, I’ll let her know.” 😂

Amy Poehler Reveals Tina Fey Won’t Give Her Her Phone Number Because She’s Too Famous Amy Poehler: “We’re coming up on over 30 years as friends.” “We’ve experienced a lot of the same things at the same time, branching out of SNL and doing our own shows and producing things and being moms.” “But I don’t have her phone number currently. She refuses to give it to me.” “She won’t talk on the phone anymore. She’s too famous.” “She doesn’t even know how to work a phone. Whenever she goes, ‘What do I do with this?’ she just hands it to someone.” 😂 “Mean Girls has a lot of incredible sayings.”