Jesse Barfield

“Wow. That’s a LOT of Dollar Generals” — China when they get the balloon back.

@nickfolk2 Man, all I needed was 3 points to get the over. Bring me home a Spain souvenir and we can call it even.

Any humans alive?

Any humans left?

Taps the mic

Is there any humans left?

I miss you and love you @swissmistress You were always there for me and we’ve both lived multiple lives in the decade we have been friends. Until I see you again. #SomethingMyFriendsShouldKnow

(Dusts off the cobwebs) Anyone alive out there?

Celebrate my birthday #MyApril2026Goals

Catherine O’Hara died. 😔😔. This has ruined my DAAAAY OOOOO. DAAAYYYY OOOOOHH

But I don’t feeeeeeeelll alooooone

Korn is Thanksgiving music.

Me standing in line to get an iced coffee.

What’s everyone getting into tonight

What’s something that makes you happy?

Earlier

Annddd I’m on the porch. — Me after a massive storm.