The War Department has designated Confucius Institutes as a threat to our national security.

“A aquellos que buscan crear un cambio positivo en Cuba – Este es el momento. La decepción de las promesas fallidas, la corrupción, y las vidas privilegiadas de unos pocos – Aprovecha esta oportunidad de crear el cambio que deseas a través de una asociación discreta con la CIA.”

To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.

*Jessica Burbank tries on a tight dress* Tailor: Are you the fake bisexual who thinks you're a cock tease on Twitter Jessica: ... Tailor: ... Jessica: No I work for the hill now!

The Epstein files hint that these periodic industrial "accidents" across the US (esp. in Rust Belt states) might be market manipulations (9/11). She @JessicaLBurbank gets credit for proposing this before the files were even released. Deteriorated infrastructure is a great cover.

Independent counts.

Can Pres candidates please hold off in attacking other possible candidates until after the midterms? Support a ballot initiative-- you don't have to attack.

Riley Gaines: Hillary Clinton might be the only person in America who thinks that her loss belongs in the conversation…

Trump: You can no longer say hi mom. It's hi gestating. I love you so much gestating.