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Jessica NOT Jess 🦋

@JessicaWheeler_

Get ready for a healthy dose of Taylor Swift and/or Student Affairs related tweets.

 Boston, MA
Joined April 2011
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......... I am my own soulmate apparently 🙃😂
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@ZooeyDeschanel12 Nov 2021
Me after listening to All Too Well for the 139th time
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@gofundme11 Nov 2021
Taylor Swift’s bridges are the strongest part of this nation’s infrastructure.
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Is anyone actually able to dance in the refrigerator light? Curious, because I’m just sitting here frozen being judged by old condiments….. @taylorswift13 @taylornation13
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My email signature moving forward @taylorswift13 @taylornation13
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Taylor Swift
@taylorswift1318 Jun 2021
The next album that I’ll be releasing is my version of Red, which will be out on November 19. This will be the first time you hear all 30 songs that were meant to go on Red. And hey, one of them is even ten minutes long🧣 Taylor.lnk.to/RedTaylorsVers…
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@taylorswift137 Apr 2021
Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE” Taylor.lnk.to/MPF
Taylor Swift - Mr. Perfectly Fine (From The Vault)

Taylor Swift - Mr. Perfectly Fine (From The Vault)

Listen to "Mr Perfectly Fine" (From The Vault) by Taylor Swift

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angie@TAYLlSA2 Apr 2021
Not right now mommy has to decode taylor swift’s easter eggs on twitter
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@taylorswift131 Mar 2021
Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess
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shoutout to the past three days for reminding me that i really don’t enjoy a lot of people
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Jessica Mason Pieklo@Hegemommy6 Jan 2021
Thinking of the dozens of women I know personally who were arrested and handcuffed for sitting outside senate offices in protest during the Kavanaugh hearings
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@SamiZayn7 Jan 2021
I’m old enough to remember when George Floyd was murdered by police for allegedly using a fake $20 bill.
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Schitt's Creek@SchittsCreek1 Jan 2021
me in ten years thinking about 2020
Annie Murphy in Schitt’s Creek as Alexis. She stands in her robe talking to her mother as they both start to get ready for David and Patrick's wedding. Thinking about how they've grown as family in Schitt's Creek, Alexis says: "I remember there was like a whole year that we didn't even see each other."

ALT Annie Murphy in Schitt’s Creek as Alexis. She stands in her robe talking to her mother as they both start to get ready for David and Patrick's wedding. Thinking about how they've grown as family in Schitt's Creek, Alexis says: "I remember there was like a whole year that we didn't even see each other."

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kat ➳@doanythingright25 Dec 2020
today is the only day u can retweet this, Merry Chrysler 🎄🎄
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@RyanSchocket16 Dec 2020
Taylor Swift after naming one the saddest songs in her catalogue ‘happiness’
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ver0nica@soitfuckingoes14 Dec 2020
can bon iver and taylor swift keep fighting in songs please
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Luuh❅@swiftcamzz12 Dec 2020
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Aaron Dessner@aaron_dessner11 Dec 2020
I hope you enjoy the songs of evermore as much as I do - a wilder continuation of what we started with folklore. I can't say enough about working with @taylorswift13 - the way she inspires simply by her incredible songcraft and kindness. It’s been the experience of a lifetime.
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tyler conroy (he/him)@tyvid511 Dec 2020
happy #evermorealbum day @taylornation13
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Alex Goldschmidt@alexandergold10 Dec 2020
Taylor Swift is giving us more than the government is.
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Andrew ✍🏼🤍@stateoflover1324 Nov 2020
I think I love @jackantonoff more than life itself – at Boston, MA
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