Jessie Turan

Am I the only one who can't enjoy their day off cause all day long you're just dreading going back to work the next day

Did @MTV fire Farrah yet? Or can that happen soon so I can start enjoying watching @TeenMom again?

Can @OnceABC PLEASE make every episode a musical?!

I may be biased because I'm a wedding planner but if you can't afford real flowers on your wedding day DON'T HAVE ANY AT ALL. #SorryNotSorry

Is it December yet? Can't wait to be back at the happiest place on earth w/ the people who make me the happiest! @WaltDisneyWorld

Sobbing because Bates Motel is over forever. Can't even deal. – at Minnesota, USA

Newsflash... No one in the world gives a flying f about your marijuana use on this regular Thursday. – at Minnesota, USA

Crazy beezys 🖕🏻 – at Minnesota, USA

Those unicorn frappuccinos though... I might have to scoop one up tomorrow 😋 – at Minnesota, USA

Something about this rainy day ☔️ – at Minnesota, USA

Is it okay to make a wedding photo album of all the pics I don't remember taking? – at Minnesota, USA

If you have numerous baby daddies... Please do everyone a favor and keep all parenting advice to yourself. – at Minnesota, USA

On day 3 of the flu. Enter my home at your own risk 😷 – at Minnesota, USA

You're welcome for the 1:30 a.m. fun fact – at Minnesota, USA

Literally craving orange juice all day every day for the past month 🍊 – at Minnesota, USA

Dealing w/ my hubby's ex puppy mama like 👊🏻 – at Minnesota, USA

Die hard feminists < Everyone else in the world – at Minnesota, USA