Bulldogs, music, and photography Also to make fun of the orange jackass https://xitter.cf/t.co/c0mu9SXwcA
Your moms house
Joined March 2023
- Tweets98.9K
- Following5.5K
- Followers30K
- Likes86.1K
“I’d ask you to repeat that, but I want to keep you working here the rest of the night,” Tirico replied. “It’s only the first quarter.”
totalprosports.com/nfl/mike-…
Jesus Chrysler retweeted
The Four Freshmen, after their 60s psychedelic sojourn went nowhere and the new decade called for Marlboros, Michelob, and cocaine
Jesus Chrysler retweeted
Let's be honest, this is the only way we're ever going to get out the stench of dirty diapers from the Oval Office, the tiny mushroom jizz stains from the Lincoln bedroom, and the hideous Cheesecake Factory decor from the White House.
🤖 Made with AI
Jesus Chrysler retweeted
Jack Bruce was nothing without Eric Clapton in Cream.*
*discuss among yourselves
He Says He’s Innocent. Florida’s Execution Spree May Kill Him, Anyway
Governor Ron DeSantis has overseen a historic run of executions in his state. Samuel Jason Derrick, 59, may be next
rollingstone.com/politics/po…
Jesus Chrysler retweeted
Donald Trump on Abdul EI-Sayed: El-Sayed would be the only senator that will have to go through a metal detector before he's allowed to go into the Senate. I want him to have a metal detector
Jesus Chrysler retweeted
Just wondering what is going on with Don Jr and Dr.Oz? It looks like they’re somewhere cold too. Apparently that low testosterone medication is working.
Jesus Chrysler retweeted
WATCH: Here’s Donald Trump slowly making his way aboard Air Force One to Michigan.
Notice anything suspicious?
