Jesus Tweets You

Nice try, Dave.

Who has two thumbs and wishes you a peaceful, happy Christmas and a wonderful 2019?

Why does December 25th never get old? Because it’s always the present day.

Jesus is everywhere, especially at this time of year...

Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring Later we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some

When you realise you haven’t got a clue what day the bins go out over the Christmas period.

What REALLY happened at the Nativity...

What does the mother of Jesus like to do over the Christmas period? Eat, drink and be Mary.

It’s a shame that people have forgotten one of the real meanings of Christmas. Namely worrying constantly about when to put the bins out.

Always good to read reviews of places before booking...

Modern Day Miracle... Finding an episode of Friends on TV that you’ve never seen before.

At what temperature does Jesus cook his Christmas turkey? 200 degrees (Hosanna in ex) Celsius.

When your house is full of food but your mum won’t let you eat any of it because ‘It’s for Christmas’.

Had some Christmas pudding and, once again, there wasn’t a coin in it. No change there then.

4BC, man following star = Magi 2018AD, man following star = Stalker