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I would die for Tre white
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Breaking 🚨 #RamsHouse Left Tackle Alaric Jackson mistakenly thought #Bills OLB Bradley Chubb was his pregnant girlfriend and punched him in the process 👀 WOW #NFL @nflcommish
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Holy mother of Christ the bills ran a rb screen to perfection #imclose
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The thrill of using a word in conversation when you’re only 60% sure what it means
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Got your laptop out at the airport bar have you? Sending a little email or two eh? I bet you must be very important back home. Colour me impressed buddy
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Find the Bills fan: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 Can’t find them? That’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell.
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Happy 8-year anniversary to all who celebrate. 😊
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Waiting on my younger friend's birthday to strike midnight so I can call him a pedo for dating a highschooler lol classic. Happy 36th birthday Kyle
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explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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How can I mute frat niggas discovering they can die from hard drugs from my timeline
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Oh my god hahahhaha. Elite way to start the game day.
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ken dorsey ruined my life man
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Get your hands low and exit LEFT🔥🏌️
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People last night couldn’t believe how funny and charming I was after getting way more drunk than everyone else. They looked at me in awe as I made sexual jokes and witty remarks about their personal lives, inbetween long anecdotes that I repeated several times, louder each time
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Not to be hyperbolic, but the Bills defense right now is probably the best defense in NFL history
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Sorry I have literally never in my life asked someone to “work in” with them at the gym and frankly I consider it psycho behavior.
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There is no such thing as illegal blood alcohol content while driving on stolen land
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