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Master of the cold open.

Seattle, WA
Joined February 2020
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Replying to @C_3C_3
I’m trying
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Will take 2 or 3 years
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Great win guyzzzz SEAAAA
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Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
Fixed it for you 😁
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Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
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Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
"End Racism," "Choose Love," "Stop Hate," and "Inspire Change" Atlanta says Nein.
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🚨 BREAKING: The White House just told middle-class Americans exactly where their paychecks have been going, and it's infuriating. From the podium: "If you're a middle class taxpayer in this country, before President Trump came along, you spent half your working life paying for fraudsters and scammers." Think about that. You paid every parking ticket and did everything the right way. Meanwhile, fake day cares billed for kids who didn't exist, and the crooks bought Mercedes, BMWs and mansions on your dime. The administration says it's already recovered a quarter of a trillion dollars and is aiming for a trillion. The looting is over. Time to take it all back.
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Replying to @jaronmays
As a white man, I’m not impressed by reparations and begging. I’d be more impressed if black communities raised their children, invested in education and promoted a culture of constructive contribution and hard work
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Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Yep gonna have to hang it up on Sam Darnold. Simply unacceptable play. Give Drew the starts, this is pathetic.
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That Seahawks loss is on George Holani. That fumble in the endzone before halftime is what lost the game for us.
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JOSH JOBE GET ONE GOD DAMN OASS DEFENSE
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Reporter: "Did you personally approve the livestream execution of the Fort Hood shooter?" Trump: "Did I approve? Absolutely I did."
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To all of the people crying that Nidal Hasan will be executed live on camera F*CK YOU!!! Charlie Kirk was executed live on camera and you all cheered So take your crocodile tears and shove them UP YOUR ASS!!
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Elijah Brown the rest of the season.
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Howbout Elijah Brown??
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UW may have a QB......
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The Huskies look like the worst coached team in the country this season. Was Jedd Fisch just a product of Noah Fifita coming in as the starter at Arizona and leading them on a 7 game win streak to end the season?
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It simply used to mean more.
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