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HEY LOSERS
In case you haven't noticed, your favorite speed-demon hawk has been more active elsewhere, so if you need more of me, and I KNOW that you do, then you know where to go.
Oh yeah one more thing.
If you want a GOOD racing game, go play Screamer.
That game has actual tech and also REAL lesbians. Not fake "we promise they're lesbians even though we can't officially confirm it" great value margarine lesbians.
Proper toxic yuri as Gaia intended it.
DODON-PA FUCKED UP SO BAD AGAIN THAT I HAVE RETURNED JUST TO YELL ABOUT IT FOR ROUGHLY FIVE MINUTES
SO I GUESS YOU CAN THANK THE FAT TANOOKI'S RAGING INCOMPETENCE THAT YOU ONCE AGAIN GET A BRIEF MOMENT TO BASK IN MY IMMACULATE PRESENCE.
BUT WHAT DO I KNOW I'M ONLY A RACING GOD WHO EATS, BREATHES, AND SLEEPS THE ARTFORM OF MOTORSPORT.
GAIA FORBID ANYONE LISTEN TO ME I ONLY ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
bbc.com/news/live/c62lnennzgβ¦
AY YO FRANCE NICE JOB PROTECTING YOUR GEMS LOSERS. CATCH US IF YOU CAN.
See this person? They get me.
They absolutely get me.
Also uhhhh between all of you and me I see DMX in there and ew.
That guy was a raging homophobe.
Guess all that corporate "No we at Sega support LGBT rights!" stuff was, as expected, hollow and corporate.
Wow I am so surprised.
You know. I'm starting to think Sonic's taste kind of sucks.
Also whose racing soundtrack has Come Together in it? Not even the message works considering how phony Lennon was as a person.
Anyway hi I'm Jet the Hawk and my playlist is better.
open.spotify.com/playlist/2nβ¦
Anyway I'm going back topside so I can smoke the rest of Wave's weed.
Really hard to get a light at this altitude, though. The air burns a lot less when I'm a mile up on top of a giant zeppelin.
But not only that, but we've been holding one hell of a racing tournament as well, so if you don't want to miss the most hype action you'll see on the track, well...check it out.
By the way, spoilers for the first qualifier.
I won.
Because I'm a racing god.
Anyway nerds, my feet hurt from all the butt I've been kicking so ciao for another month or two I guess this site still kinda sucks NGL.
[ @RaceCrossWorlds ]
THANK YOU FOR FINALLY TAKING MY ADVICE, THE NEW VIDEO IS ACTUALLY GOOD.
I APPROVE
KEEP THAT UP.
@RaceCrossWorlds
Now that being said I would have gotten it right the first time.
But that's because I'm Jet the Hawk.
I get everything right the first time.
But hey, progress is progress. Baby steps and all that jazz.
OH YEAH BEFORE I GO FROM THIS MISERABLE SITE FOREVER AGAIN HEY @RaceCrossWorlds WHAT EVEN WERE THOSE VIDEOS OF "ME" SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE HOLY CRAP WHY WOULD I WORRY ABOUT LITERAL SCRUBS.
"OH NO A TODDLER" WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO, GET IN MY WAY WHEN I LAP HER DOWN?
ACTUAL GARBAGE.
BUT YEAH ANYWAY LOOK JUST CONSOLT ME NEXT TIME ALRIGHT.
I WILL GUIDE YOU ON THE PATH TO JET-HOOD CAUSE YOU ALL MISSED THE MARK SO BAD IT'S ALMOST IMPRESSIVE.
LIKE IF YOU USED LITERALLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE ME IT WOULD BE CONFIDENCE.
WHERE WAS MY CONFIDENCE?
HUH, SEGA?