youtube.com/playlist?list=PL… More to come iyh

I see someone spending far longer staring at bananas than any functioning person should

Which, ironically, makes him the wise son

I don't think I ever feel more adult than when I stick papers into my inner coat pocket

April fools is just "Ha! madeyoulook!" for adults

Maybe it's like a Sword in the Stone situation and this man is the chosen one. Just a thought

Spotify Wrapped kind of loses it's appeal when you're a parent of a toddler. The kind of songs I liked came in 5th place behind: 4: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 3: The Pizza Song 2: Baby Lullaby Songs - Sleep Songs and Sounds for Sleepytime 1: Animals Freeze Dance Game

VP Debates are the epitome of "my Tatty could beat up your Tatty" arguments

My recommended schedule for Israel to blow up going forward: Tomorrow: phones. Friday: TVs. Shabbos: Crock-Pots

If someone, unsolicited, introduces themselves with a "cool" nickname other people call them, they almost definitely came up with the nickname themselves

BREAKING: Leaked video of Kamala Harris picking Tim Walz to be her VP

Things I can't believe I've actually said as a parent. I'll go first. "Shoot! I forgot there was bread in the shower.!"

Just bought a bottle of Draino. Money down the drain, I tell ya

My first original song! youtu.be/NIcExt55zMY?si=lUEa…

"Go to sleep early" they said "Sleep in the next morning" they said. "You have a toddler with no measure of a circadian rhythm, haha sucker!" they said Daylight savings time sucks for a parent

What the heck was going on with kids shows in the 2000s? I found a random episode of a show I used to watch as a kid, and halfway through the grandma is telling her grandkids about how her parents were burned in a fire! With a flashback, sad music and everything

I'm not saying Australians don't know things but I've asked all my Australian friends if they can tell me where Oslo is. All of them said no way.

I genuinely do not understand people who get excited about national polls. There are about 40 million registered voters in either party. Every poll has asked no more than 2000 people, if even. That is 0.005% of the people. Am I missing something, or do they prove nothing at all?

Yes! What a brilliant energy to bring to all this @BennysMusic

PSA: Teachers make terrible surgeons