Nothing you're going to read here is going to make you any less angry about the thing of mine you've read that made you angry in the first place.

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Joined November 2016
Replying to @LozzaFox
Why are you wearing glasses when you have eyes?
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It was nice of Kemi Badenoch to take time out of her busy schedule of reversing policies implemented by her own party to go on TV to say it wasn't a good use of Andy Burnham's time to be on TV.
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The performative outrage over Andy Burnham appearing on Googlebox for charity is as pathetic as it is predictable.
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Just to recap on the people Reform have reported where: Rupert Lowe- Police Kathy Newman- OFCOM Kemi Badenoch- Lawyers ITV News- Police Sky News- OFCOM National Crime Agency- Police The Guardian- Lawyers These are just the ones I remember. Whiny little bitches, huh?
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I see the Russian data centres and bot farms are back online.
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Fuck me, Reform have gone and reported YET ANOTHER set of people to the police. If in doubt, cry to the police.
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Take away the fact that it's written by Lee Hurst, who no decent comedian would work with anyway, is this the world's most unappealing job advert? Rude, light on detail, demanding. Who in their right mind is going to respond to this?
Any comedians that are wanting to be considered for a booking at the Backyard Comedy Club, I require the following. Videos of 20 minute sets from at least 2 different venues. I am looking for material NOT crowd work. I will take a look and if I am going to book you, I will be in touch.
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If Russia launched an attack on the UK tomorrow, which side would the USA be on?
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Would it be the biggest embarrassment for a President in American political history if Donald Trump tried to bribe the American population to vote for him and they still refused?
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Like or loathe Dan Hodges, you can't deny he's 100% bang on balls Adam Brooks. Never had a single original thought or opinion in his life, just sees what the populist agenda is and then repeats it, claiming it as his own. See also; Grimes and Cocoran.
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Adam even lied about me blocking him when it's the other way around.
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This morning, I told my Personal Assistant that I had to be in the office for 7:30. Despite knowing that, he did not go out of his way to order my breakfast coffee and have it here waiting for me when I arrived. He knows how much I love my morning coffee. Britain is Broken.
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"Bang on balls" was a typo, would you believe?? 😂
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How quickly Reform have switched from mocking Restore to begging them to stay aside.
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The country's worst lawyer has waded in. Proving he has absolutely no idea what he's talking about. "Definitely crosses the threshold to justify criminal investigation" What?? 😂😂 What an utter moron this guy is.
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It's absolutely fascinating to watch those working for GB News and identifying as journalists, begging the actual news channels to do some investigative journalism into Labour and the Conservatives. Pray tell: why can't they do it themselves?
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ITV INVADED MY PRIVACY AND FORCED ME TO SOUND LIKE A BIGOT 😢 IT MUST BE ENTRAPMENT?? OR ILLEGAL? OR SOMETHING?! IT CANT JUST BE MY FAULT THAT IM A HORRIBLE BIGOT??
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Nigel Farage/Reform excuse update: ☑️ They were Conservatives (no surprise there, his entire party were) ☑️ They were provoked (umm, no they weren't). Good to see he's taking the latest scandal seriously.
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Is the USA actively working with Russia? • Pro-Russian bots flood X • Trump agrees oil deal with Russia • Trump announces "energy ceasefire" between Russia and Ukraine • Russia immediately hits Ukrainian power stations. • Ukraine wasn't given prior warning from allies.
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Is this official confirmation?
From Russia, with Love…
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On that basis, American should have simply rolled over Iran. Yet that hit completely humiliated and screwed up the entire world's supply chain of oil.
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