Conservative humorist; military veteran; bringing humor and satire to world events; if we did not laugh, we would just cry.

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This wins the internet today! Look at the garbage can. 😂🤣😜
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🚨 WOW! President Trump just announced anyone who successfully reports voter fraud in the 2026 midterms or ANY election will receive $1 MILLION DOLLARS upon the arrest and conviction Amazing idea 👏🏻 "Anybody reporting Voter Fraud in the past Elections, or the upcoming 2026 Midterm Election, will be paid $1,000,000 upon the arrest and conviction of those that created the Fraud! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP" 🔥 This is in ADDITION to 47's new plan to give a commission to people who prove taxpayer welfare fraud, an announcement made with @nickshirleyy TRUMP JUST DEPUTIZED THE ENTIRE NATION. Fraudsters are livid tonight!
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New Orleans-based brass band The Soul Rebels gave an incredible rendition of the U.S. National Anthem before the first ever NFL game in Paris. @NFLFrance PITvsNO on NFL Network Stream on @NFLPlus
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Maybe Amy’s mom was right
Amy Acton went on a destructive rampage in her own home. Her daughter had to call the police after she broke the stove, the goldfish bowl, and the TV. She is unbalanced and dangerous. She should not be anywhere near the Governorship of Ohio.
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Not a difficult choice Vote Republican
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Correct. Using Starlink, a civilian commercial service, for offensive drone strikes to kill people has never been allowed, nor should it be. Starshield, a different system, is controlled by the US government. What they decide to do is up to them. Ukraine military violated Starlink terms of service and used it for offensive drone strikes to kill people. That loophole was closed last week. Starlink remains critical to the defense of Ukraine, as it is the only system that cannot be jammed or blown up, at least for now. Were Starlink to be turned off, the Ukrainian front line would collapse immediately. This is NOT a threat, it is simply a statement of fact. Starlink was also crucial to preventing Russia from overrunning Ukraine in the early days of the war, as all other means of communication were destroyed or jammed by Russia. SpaceX has done more to defend Ukraine than any private company on Earth BY FAR. That said, I have nothing but UTTER CONTEMPT for the virtue-signaling evil warmongers who push for endless slaughter and offer no realistic solution to the conflict. May you burn in hell. End of story.
STARLINK WORKS THE SAME WAY ITS ALWAYS WORKED. ITS NOT A WEAPONS SYSTEM, NO MATTER HOW MUCH UKRAINE WANTS IT TO BE.
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The Atlanta Falcons preparing for the 49ers this weekend:
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Cold-related excess deaths in Europe far outnumber heat ones, with estimates of roughly 130,000–360,000 annually from cold versus 14,000–44,000 from heat. Winter overall mortality runs 10-20% higher, mainly cardiovascular and respiratory among the elderly. Yes, milder winters cut cold-related deaths. Warming so far has yielded a net mortality decline as reduced cold impacts outweigh added heat deaths.
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RFK JR: “A lot of my liberal friends said to me, ‘He’s going to use you to help him win an election, and then he’s going to discard you.’ So I want to tell you this — Every commitment, every promise that Donald Trump has made to me, he has kept in spades.”
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If you’re still confused about who to vote for in the midterms, here’s something to think about. The Democrat Party largely supports puberty blockers, gender transitioning, and what they call “gender-affirming care.” The Republican Party supports the fact of two genders—biological male and biological female—as God created us. Period. You need to decide who you want running this country. You choose. Pray for our nation, and, by all means, VOTE.
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Replying to @SenLouiseLucas
Can I get an ounce ?
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OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣
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Aaron Rodgers and the Pittsburgh Steelers are about to find out what a real blitz looks like. Not from the Saints. From the streets of Paris. France just had its worst rioting in years. The Steelers already canceled their fan event over safety concerns. But Roger Goodell says the NFL is comfortable. Too dangerous for fans, but fine for the game? Protect the players, Roger.
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In breaking news out of Dallas, Dallas Police Officers are now pulling drivers over and giving them Cowboys tickets. 😂
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James Talarico really thinks he’s David and Donald Trump is Goliath. That’s the funniest shit I’ve heard all year.😂
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If you don’t find this funny, you don’t have a sense of humor 🤣😂
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