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uncle pussy connoisseur/innovator #1 Dardiest Jimbo going

North Korea
Joined April 2013
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Replying to @Lordmiles
"yigbo dog" has become part of my lexicon
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them Koreans/Japanese just be mixing drinks together like a child does shampoo and conditioner making potions
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JimboDardy retweeted
this will hit the aussie markets like crack
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JimboDardy retweeted
you'll uninstall that one 100gb game that you haven't touched in a year off your pc and suddenly everyone you know wants to play it again
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Replying to @maddimogs
2 charges, 1 frayed, Box of shapes, 2/3rds eaten (stomach ache) 2 cats at a Y and X axis that form YOU into a S shape 1 sweet snack that lives to be eaten - maybe Infinity water bottles, most left with a single sip left
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Replying to @cremedupepe
i TURN grievances into EMAIL fuck off my swag hoe
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Maori niggas be name Te Haka Teumura Tikiikikkii Rangi Hungi Smith bruh how out of all this time you got Smith as your last name, i thought you racists dogs would have sought out a TeMaori last name at least
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Nice women don't work Nice women dont work real jobs How bad of a woman must you be to not have a man that provides for you but you have to work #boss
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sandman put me to sleep but it was a different sandman putting you to the final big sleep
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nintendo wii? Yeah do you intend to play with my weewee
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Nah bro I can't go near schools, they put me on the child defender list or something like that, I wasn't listening 😤
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Replying to @ugchamps
When you realise its a small tribe its clear. Sounds like Ethan Klein Lmao
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Replying to @gcfascist @0xdasha
i have an android and both google messages + imessage are nicer than whatsapp, telegram, and signal combined
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Replying to @0xdasha
whatsapp is one of the ugliest apps i've ever seen in my life, same with telegram. is the united states the only country with any form of UI tastes? or is everyone else ok with using the ugliest shit theyve ever seen?
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JimboDardy retweeted
someone found a giant bean in the woods behind the Y and everyone’s hiking out to it to take a bite. and it’s uniting the community. this is why i love new england
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ozempic/reta is giving fat people the effects they thought jenny craig weight loss/ lean cusine would give them
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I can tell you’re on Lean Cuisine
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Ah the old "fallacy of authority" gambit, how I have missed thee. And a two for one : "you must accept other academics' asserted authority without question on the back of accepting my asserted authority, again without question" Impressive, in its own nonsensical way.
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Never got the whole Oz thing, Its Aus innit?
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Cuban sandwich but its just a regular toasty, what cunt? Its a fucking ham and cheese toasy I hate food propaganda so much cunt #nukecuba #sinkcuba #makecubaintoacube
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JimboDardy retweeted
You can’t even be an 8 year old leaning against a table in a comfortable position from 16 years ago without women calling you gay.
my name is gay little monkey and i’m from the apple store
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