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The Ice Tea thesis 🧊 1. Attention is the most valuable thing on the internet, and nobody owns it. Every day a song, a trailer or a clip captures the world for a moment. That moment creates real value, and the value goes nowhere. By the time anyone builds around it, it is gone. 2. Every launchpad has the same problem, people. A team picks what launches. A presale picks who gets in first. A whitelist picks who gets in at all. Then the team leaves. The token was never the product; the insiders were. 3. Tea removes the people. Every 30 minutes it reads YouTube's trending pages in 12 countries. The day's top 3 newcomers become tokens. One transaction creates the token, its Uniswap V3 pool, the locked liquidity and an auction. Nobody applies. Nobody decides. Nobody can pull the liquidity: the locker has no function to do it. 4. The new idea, the fee right is auctioned in the open. Every token has an owner, and the owner is not the creator. Bidding starts at 0.01 ETH. The first bid starts a 2-hour clock, a late bid adds 5 minutes, 1 ETH wins on the spot. When it settles, the winner becomes the fee receiver and trading opens by itself. From then on, 2/3 of the 1% pool fee on every buy and every sell goes to that owner, for as long as the token trades. 5. $ICETEA is the index on the whole machine. The other 1/3 of every fee, on every token, goes to $ICETEA buybacks. More culture → more tokens → more trades → more buybacks. You do not have to guess which meme wins. $ICETEA sits on all of them. 6. It already runs. Five days live, 15 tokens (ROSÉ, League of Legends, Batman, Warhammer, Stray Kids, Genshin Impact, Netflix, Minecraft…), the first auction settled and trading, 162 $ICETEA holders in the first three days. Every step is a contract call you can open on the explorer. 7. What can go wrong, said plainly. Fees depend on trading volume. A token nobody trades pays its owner nothing. Culture is unpredictable, which is the point. None of this is financial advice. The internet picks. The contract launches. The auction decides. The fee flows. Culture, on ice. icetea.fun · @ICETEAPROJECT $ICETEA CA: 0xDb269B5505E564305cCdbA928118C215779B7F83