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Replying to @sskroughriders
@sskroughriders I’m throwing my hat in the ring for defensive coordinator..My Madden Football record along with my Fantasy football championship back in 2014 speak volumes of my Elite football mind..I’m ready for it, I’m walking tall #TheCatalinaWineMixer #Riders #HomeTownTalent
Jordan Abbott retweeted
Replying to @Sweeterbra16
@Sweeterbra16 drives in @Jizous and @Mutsy30 then steals third, and gets home on a over throw its a 5-5 game in the fifth!! #herewegojackets
Jordan Abbott retweeted
Yellow jackets Abbott with the run and @mack_dietrick with the RBI get another but it's now 4-2 for the Breakers bottom of fourth! #rally
Jordan Abbott retweeted
Now that minor hockey is starting! To those crazy hockey parents!! #relax #letthemplay #letthembekids
Jordan Abbott retweeted
Some great D played by @flynner31 during @SwiftFFL final between Spoilers and Vipers Sunday
Jordan Abbott retweeted
Replying to @AnaheimDucks
yeah, @AnaheimDucks ill be posted up in the back of the bus with a fat chew in my lip swiping tinder n throwing food at the rookies in front
Jordan Abbott retweeted
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
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ONLY 90s KIDS: teen tries new pickup lines "damn girl you give me goosebumps cause you are R.L. Fine af" "turn to page 69 if you wanna bang"
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RIP: Teen overdoses on pussy after rolling into school w/ wheely backpack
Female students state "he was the slickest nigga in the game"
Jordan Abbott retweeted
Yeah, left warmies early to slam a handle of whiskey with torts. Guy loves being pissed off, wouldn't stop bitching about his wife. Beauty.
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