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Jennifer Ratliff

@Jkitty107

NKY born and raised, Ohio living, left my heart in Nashville

 NKY/Ohio/Nashville
Joined April 2009
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ChatGPT: Go to the ER immediately Me:
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Yesterday: I almost faint at work. Today: Friend/coworker takes a piece of broken pallet wood to the hand. I drive him to the ER. I would prefer for this week to be over 🤣
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I was VERY close to passing out at work today. I’m home now, resting comfortably. My managers, supervisor, and coworkers took great care of me. They said they’ll figure it out when it was clear I needed to leave. I love my job so much 😭
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I cannot WAIT for my mom to wake up so I can tell her about my rude awakening this morning. I’m pretty sure a 7am search warrant means the people 2 doors down are fuuuuuuuuuuuucked.
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A grocery delivery was delivered to my porch. I did not order groceries. Whoever ordered them came and got them. This was like 11:20. Then at like 11:45, I hear someone outside my window/on my porch AGAIN. The shopper/dasher forgot their bread.
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I told the lady she delivered to the wrong place. I did not have the patience to explain each letter has their own door when she said they gave my address.
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Sleep study results were… interesting. I expected breathing weirdness or maybe something odd in the EEG. Nope. Periodic limb movement disorder.
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I literally go to virtual therapy sessions on my worst behavior 🤣
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I’m so ready to go to this concert tonight, but doors aren’t for another 2 hours 🙃
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Stopped at a Pilot and the pop fountains are broken. What the fuck 🙃🤣
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Trying to plan too much for my trip and I probably need to simmer down 🤣
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Anyone have advice on cheap hotels, short notice? 🤣
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I’ll be driving to Nashville this time next week and that’s crazy
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It’s also horse poop that “Music City” Bricks is all the way in Lebanon 😩 I wannnaaa gooooo and my friends will just think I’m insane 🤣
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Swig’s Nashville area presence is complete horse poop, they better get more 🤣
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Shuffle, you evil bastard…
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McDonald’s gave me a large Coke with my Happy Meal after waiting half my lunch break in the drive thru. I also got one of the 3 toys I wanted. In the words of Eric Cartman, suck my balls :)
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When this comes on shuffle open.spotify.com/track/6kF2i…
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When work plays Blake and I can’t flip off the speaker
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Evidence that whoever picks the @meijer playlist is a Swiftie: State of Grace I Knew It I Knew You If This Was Movie Elizabeth Taylor Opalite Welcome To New York Our Song And that’s off the top of my head.
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