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Jordan Kinley

@JoKinRuns

man of the people. nor cal grown. east coast educated. runner. salem resident.

 Salem, MA
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Joined September 2008
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Tonight, my boy wanted to watch the 2006 blockbuster hit, Curious George, that used to be free streaming. For some reason I knew we had it on DVD and we even have a PS4 to play it. My son asked, “what’s a DVD?” So, tonight I got to avoid a $3.99 rental fee and explain DVDs.
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Quick update… DVD is too scratched and skipping all over the place. Just paid $15 to Bezos to buy the 2006 blockbuster. I will now be hosting movie nights every Sunday airing Curious George until I feel that I’ve bought the value back.
Son was just surprised that I, too, played Marco Polo as a kid in the water. He then asked if I played in a lake because he assumed pools hadn’t been invented yet. Feel like I will have to get him back by never teaching him to tie his shoes. He’ll be 15 rocking the velcros.
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I’m sitting in the airport lounge wearing running shorts because I spilled tomato soup all over my pants. Washed the pants off in the bathroom sink and trying to dry them frantically before my flight.
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Boyfriend gets a mention! Huge day for the fellas.
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Did just about the poorest thing I’ve ever done this AM… On the walk to school LukinLearns and I saw a pile of pennies scattered across the sidewalk. We didn’t have time to pick them up then, but I told him I’d go back and gather them up on the walk home…
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The count came to 160 pennies, 2 dimes and 1 nickel. I’m thinking about taking my bounty to Steve’s Quality and purchasing $1.85 worth of ham for lunch. #salemma
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I spent about 3 minutes picking up pennies and putting them in my pocket. Even the ones that were tails side up! I’m sure I looked like the biggest ham eater on Bridge St. (my buddies and I joke that ham is for poors).
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My son just asked if Al Michaels does the voice of Kermit and now I can’t I hear it.
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*unhear
I can’t wait until the 49ers lose in the Super Bowl.
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LuKinRuns just told me I need to get rid of all my shoes. Well, son, you need to get a job.
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Oh no. It’s a Chock full o’ Nuts second cup of coffee type morning. Thoughts and prayers please.
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I regret to inform you that it’s a Chock full o’ Nuts morning.
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My prayers have been answered. Thank you for your support in this time of hardship.
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I usually make fried eggs for LuKinRuns, but today he asked for scrambled eggs because he “wants to be fancy.” I’m glad the bar has been set low. Cant wait to take him to a Waffle House…
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Most days driving home from work I see an old guy running barefoot in the road. Is it wrong of me to hope he steps on something sharp… or worse? Remember that I sell shoes and this guy is just out here with his nose up to shod individuals.
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Now that the #salemdebate has concluded what to watch as a palate cleanser?
33%Red Sox
0%Monday Night Football
67%Boston Marathon replay
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