Joe Independent

The next one should be a bill outlawing Sharia Law. Make him veto that too.

My retirement accounts have made $50,000 today on the election news. I guess they'll be withdrawing that and giving it to illegals.

We all got to choose our gender today at work and pick out a litter box, right before the call to prayer. Our boss grilled some bugs for lunch and then we lined up to give out free shit to illegals.

If you're mad about yesterday's results are on here saying: - We abandoned Jesus - We're going to be invaded by illegals - We'll be eating bugs - We're all going to be Muslims - It was rigged Just realize you are our source of entertainment for the day.

So close, Benny.

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Nostgradamus, he.

I went to use the litter box at work today, and while I was squatting there totally defenseless, someone gave me a COVID booster.

Construction crews already at the office today building the new men's lactation room.

It's almost lunchtime and no one has told us what time the call to prayer is.

I guess we have to rename HeyDudes to HeyThey/Thems.

When I showed up to work this morning, everyone is the same gender they were yesterday, and none of the women are wearing hijabs. We are using Arabic numerals though.