@JoeRLancaster

Assistant editor @reason | One time I sat near Ric Flair at a Carrabba’s

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Joined September 2009
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Ah I see, so Ukraine was still in its parents’ login
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 20
Hegseth suggests Ukrainians haven't abided by Starlink's "terms of service"
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@EggerDCOct 21
Trump: "I alone could secure a prisoner release from Russia without giving anything in return" Trump literally ten minutes later: "Now you idiots know why I had to waive sanctions on Russia, no shot I got that prisoner release otherwise"
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Amazon AI chat for returning a pair of sunglasses with yellow geometric lenses. Let’s get started. Please select your primary reason for return. Answer: Changed Mind OK, please select a detailed reason. Answer: Not as Expected Got it. How did the item not meet your expectations? Answer: Wife said they made me look like Jeffrey Dahmer :( Thanks, your feedback helps improve future shopping experiences.

ALT Amazon AI chat for returning a pair of sunglasses with yellow geometric lenses. Let’s get started. Please select your primary reason for return. Answer: Changed Mind OK, please select a detailed reason. Answer: Not as Expected Got it. How did the item not meet your expectations? Answer: Wife said they made me look like Jeffrey Dahmer :( Thanks, your feedback helps improve future shopping experiences.

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Patrick Jaicomo
@pjaicomoOct 11
CLAIM: The ICE agents wore construction vests and masks that concealed their faces. There was no reasonable way to identify them as ICE agents. FACT: Cleopatra lived closer in time to the launch of the iPhone than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
Homeland Security
@DHSgovOct 9
Replying to @DHSgov
CLAIM: The ICE agents wore construction vests and masks that concealed their faces. There was no reasonable way to identify them as ICE agents. FACT: This illegal alien was the subject of a targeted enforcement action. What makes someone a target for immigration enforcement is whether or not they are illegally in the U.S.
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Joe Kwaczala@joekjoekOct 11
the gasp i just made
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This is ridiculous. Any scholar will tell you socialism is “a land of contrasts”
Bulwark Clips
@BulwarkClipsOct 8
Q: “How do you define socialism personally?” Vance: “I think in reality, what it actually means in the American context is that you want to replace American workers with foreign workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports.”
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For no reason in particular, I hope Jessica Hahn is having a nice day nytimes.com/2026/10/05/us/ji…

Jim Bakker, Television Preacher Felled by Sex and Financial Scandals, Dies at 86

With his wife, Tammy Faye, Mr. Bakker built a broadcasting juggernaut around the gospel of prosperity.

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reported this as misleading because it’s not funny
Facebook Marketplace listing for a black patch that says “I’ve Licked It It’s Mine,” for $4. The title of the listing is “Funny ‘I’ve Licked It It’s Mine’ Embroidered Tactical Patch.”

ALT Facebook Marketplace listing for a black patch that says “I’ve Licked It It’s Mine,” for $4. The title of the listing is “Funny ‘I’ve Licked It It’s Mine’ Embroidered Tactical Patch.”

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I understand it’s an emotional subject but ma’am, August 7 was not that long ago, maybe let it go a full season of Dancing With the Stars before you try getting the US Congress involved
Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸
@ReOpenChrisSep 29
An unhinged boomer breaks down and cries and screams that her “petty” daughter cut her off and won’t let her see her grandson. She wants Byron Donalds to make a law forcing her daughter to let her see her grandson. Maybe look in a mirror first, lady. And turn off Fox News.
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Kevin Peters@kfpetersSep 29
[SCHMITT]: "How much involvement did you have in planning 9-11?" [SMITH]: "None." [SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘I can’t wait to see the jets kill the patriots’> [SMITH]: "Yes, that was about a football game the next Sunday…”
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If I ever fucked up this badly, this publicly, I would leave society and live in the woods. But then again, a complete lack of introspection is kind of a prerequisite for being a senator in the first place
Sahil Kapur
@sahilkapurSep 29
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. Watch the whole thing:
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Billy Binion
@billybinionSep 26
Companies should be able to hire people without JD Vance’s approval
JD Vance
@JDVanceSep 24
Our message to corporate America is simple: We’re not going to let you lay off American workers so you can replace them with cheap foreign labor. whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2…

Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Further Enhances Program Integrity and Interagency Coordina...

PROTECTING AMERICAN JOBS: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order and a Proclamation to continue to protect American national and

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Libertarian Party
@LPNationalSep 26
“They’re not perfect but we have to vote Republican” Me:
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This is true, and that’s why the greatest TV series of the 21st century was Super Bowl LIX
Sean T at RCP
@SeanTrendeSep 25
Breaking: Times critics think that shows enjoyed by college-educated Americans rock. Meanwhile, shows like NCIS, the Big Bang Theory, and Desparate Housewives drew over 20x as many viewers as an average Breaking Bad series. The Joe Millionaire finale drew 40x as many viewers.
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"Never in its history has the [FCC] ever acted so corruptly and unlawfully to intrude on broadcasters' First Amendment rights." @JoeRLancaster Free Speech Groups Say the FCC's Disney/ABC Investigation 'Reeks of Political Pretext' buff.ly/Rq8Oyf6
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Libertarian Party
@LPNationalSep 19
The cameras have indeed enabled abuses and “infringements” against members of the public. But Trump often speaks of the police as if they’re too constrained to do their jobs properly and says he wishes they could simply act with impunity. – @JoeRLancaster reason.com/2026/09/16/trump-…

Trump backs Flock cameras, continuing his long-time support for unchecked police power

Trump says he supports the cameras simply because law enforcement does, no matter that they can be misused or abused.

reason.com
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Where does Ryan Lewis stand on all of this
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Damin Toell
@damintoellSep 14
Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiecSep 13
Defend @bofrench like the Alamo
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what could be more American than booing Ted Cruz??
Bo French
@bofrenchSep 13
Generations of Texans have invested billions of dollars into UT. Today it is filled with foreign nationals and Leftists who boo Ted Cruz. John Cornyn says we should accept decline. The voters I talk to want to return our institutions to serving the interests of citizens.
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Get his ass, uhh…Elizabeth Holmes
Elizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmesSep 2
You mocked me from outside the cage Then 24 hours inside one brought you to tears I won't mock you. I know why you cried I've lived in that darkness for 1,190 days It didn't break me It made me invincible We aren't the same Find God @Nero
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