Monochrome Monday Is she after my wallet or my hand pics?

When I can, I feel like it’s more of my freckles just hugging each other

I know. Not in shape yet. And still gonna tan Need some color up here in the shady PNW

First time to the gym in weeks, and now I’m getting to see how beautiful the fall colors are in the parking lot because I haven’t been here in so long

Remember when you used to buy things with lay-away instead of using credit cards? We should bring that back

I’m “I can’t get up out of a chair without making sounds with my mouth” years old

The number of times I’ve been recognized in public from my Twitter profile is ridiculous. It’s zero.

Me - flirting

Me - flirting

In my defense, her eyes really WERE down there

Reverse cowgirl so I can finish coloring in the butterfly wings on her tramp stamp

Fall colors in the foreground, a winter cap on top of Three Fingers mountain in the background.

Sight of the Oso landslide. Wiped out an entire neighborhood. Killed 43 people.

Music to my nose

Do ladies find men with a fat ass sexy too?

White Horse Mountain (admittedly less white without much snow) and I believe there’s a Sasquatch sighting

Hwy 530 towards Darrington. Town of Oso, home of the deadly landslide in 2014.