Joey_B_XC

Thankful this bitch hasn't filed a restraining order yet. @NikkiGlaser #Skanksgiving2017

Whitening strips can be expensive 😕 Save money by brushing with bleach!! 😁

New Neti, who dis?

Okay moms... time to drop the act. You don't know how to fold fitted sheets either so cut the shit.

How long until I can be reincarnated as a dog.

Life hack: microwave your fork for 30 seconds before you eat so its not cold!

College is just learning how to make food with things that "weren't made for that". 💡

When nothing is going your way but you still have to fake it.

When you buy $60 worth of picture frames at hobby lobby but cant afford groceries the next day.

When your friend starts to tell an embarrassing story to your crush.

Oh....

When you find out your bank account has more than $23

I have next to no idea where my e-mails go when I swipe left on them, but I like that they go away.

How I think I look when Im running vs. how I actually look. #imapotato #callmespud

Me: *goes to mall to finally buy a pair of jeans.* Me: "maybe I'll peak in Dicks" Me: *leaves mall with only sweats*

Lolz this summer is going 100% how i planed. I have everything under control always forever its fine

Y dnt i hav that much swag. photo credz to @senorafitz

When you're waiting for a hair cut and see an opportunity for a quality troll.

When I first joined twitter vs. Now