@JoeyDevine

comedian/writer/temporary host of @roundrockpod. I believe that Dinosaur World is the only place where a boy like me could be happy

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2010
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A lotta talk about rogue ai agents these days; but there’s only one rogue agent I care about and that’s Jeff Schwartz of excel sports management amirite, @ShamsCharania ?
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Replying to @liamgallagher @Freyamm0 @beachfuneraIl @DlRTYSHlRT
There’s some people out there that don’t like oasis not many but a few and they want to kill us
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Call me when they make Elliott Smith Ken
Eric Alper 🎧
@ThatEricAlperOct 16
Mattel's new Céline Dion Barbie recreates her memorable 'Titanic' awards-show look with a custom face sculpt, elegant blue dress and Heart of the Ocean necklace. zurl.co/GJI7m

Céline Dion Gets Her Own Barbie Doll Inspired By Her Iconic 'Titanic' Performance - That Eric Alper

Céline Dion has conquered the charts, sold out arenas and delivered one of the most recognizable movie songs ever recorded. Now she’s getting something that even a collection of Grammy Awards can’t...

thatericalper.com
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Mister Knish@Mister_KnishOct 15
As destructive for the world as Archduke Ferdinand being shot.
RetroNewsNow
@RetroNewsNowOct 15
📺DEBUT: ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ premiered 19 years ago, October 14, 2007, on E!
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I like how Stein made it look like Podz is on the cover of Contract Extension magazine
Marc Stein
@TheSteinLineOct 12
Who else is getting a rookie scale contract extension in the next week after Brandin Podziemski's new Golden State deal? The latest Late Night NBA Intel from @JakeLFischer and me breaks the whole landscape down ... plus goes around the league for more: tinyurl.com/4xn9zj29
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Scott Luhrs@luhrsmanOct 10
If AI kills us all before I try that British dessert figgy pudding im going to be so fucking pissed
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Just ran across this amazing picture of Brook and Robin Lopez @rolopez42
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Kuminga AND wiseman getting dunks tonight?!? Joe Lacob is going to shoot his tv like Elvis Presley.
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OH NO HE IS SOME KIND OF MONSTERING HIMSELF
warriorsworld
@warriorsworldSep 24
Dray x Therapy
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Has anyone done this joke yet with the Reed Sheppard photo? @TrillBroDude @NBABabySecret
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Call me crazy but I don’t think the cast of the darling duck reboot needs to be entirely made of famous people
Variety
@VarietySep 22
The "Darkwing Duck" reboot has been ordered to series at Disney+ and announced its voice cast. • Mark Hamill as Drake • Mallard/Darkwing Duck • Seth Rogen as Launchpad McQuack • Lizzy Caplan as Gosalyn Mallard • Lilimar as Duckie • Dan Stevens as Glade McTowers • Tiffany Shepis as Rosa • Kathryn Newton as Firecracker • Teo Briones as Timb • Tyler Dean Flores as Pondsy • Katie Rich as Officer Shanks • Nat Faxon as Officer Webb wp.me/pc8uak-1lHMZg
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Is Draymond green some kind of monstering himself?
warriorsworld
@warriorsworldSep 21
Announcement from Dray
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Started playing Marvel Snap again and figured I was due for a name change
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Jeanie Buss firing her siblings statue outside crypto coming up next
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Wow I can’t believe the league has besmirched the name of Boingo Wireless
Marc Stein
@TheSteinLineSep 2
The Clippers have sent the following letter to NBA commissioner Adam Silver:
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I hope the nba allows Chuck the condor to visit Ballmer outside of the arena.
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I’ve never seen a list of funnier named companies
Mike Vorkunov
@MikeVorkunovSep 2
Wachtell Lipton, firm hired by the NBA, found that Clippers initiated deals with 4 companies for Kawhi Leonard: Aspiration, Boingo Wireless, Daktronics, and Lockton Insurance. And that the team facilitated endorsement deals for Leonard with each of them and induced them with business with the Clippers.
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Bill Simmons is breaking new ground in the getting rid of his daughter’s boyfriend space
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Chuck “Tiger” Kenworthy sounds like one of the guys in the bad fraternity who works with the dean to kick out the slacker fraternity
Dave McMenamin
@mctenAug 20
New story: Lakers minority owner Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong will not be selling his stake in the team, his attorney, Chuck “Tiger” Kenworthy, told ESPN. “Bob Iger and Josh Kushner are good friends and we will be joining them …”espn.com/nba/story/_/id/4967…

Lakers minority owner not selling his 4% stake

One of the Lakers' minority owners, Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong, has no plans to sell his 4% stake in the team, his attorney told ESPN.

espn.com
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The way people are acting about this clippers thing is bumming out.
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