@JoeyyHauser

MSU (Not the real Joey Hauser)

 Detroit, MI
Joined November 2023
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That was not a Hail Mary, that was a hail netanyahu
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Nice bet retard!
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Being 23 years old:
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DO SOMETHING
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@BeardRicos wimme type shiet
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Walking into the rose bowl today decked out in Sparty:
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10 beer hangover #washed
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🚨If Mel Tucker doesn’t jack off on the phone and wins every single game, Michigan State would be 4peat national champions.
Isaac Meyers
@meyersmedia_Oct 22
🚨 If Michigan starts Carr earlier and beats Minnesota & Iowa, they'd be 6-0 ranked in the top 10. They would 100% be favored vs Indiana. Michigan at +7 is a steal play this weekend.
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5 million more H1-Bs NOW!
World War Poo
@WorldWarPooOct 20
Indian engineer uses his pee to clean his poo This is peak Jugaad
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#bleeding at 6pm local.
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I am going to #kill myself.
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You meet the love of your life and date for 5+ years, you’re about to get married and she casually throws out that she dressed up as the Lorax for Halloween one year in college. Are you still tying the knot?
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NOT Joey Hauser retweeted
NotSourced
@NotSourcedOct 12
James Fishback: “There is a fork in the road. I told that to Vivek and he said, ‘What’s a fork?’”
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What happened to free speech Elon?
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Bruce
@FireNewzOct 9
Guess who else thought they could vote their way out? Russian Christians in 1917. 60,000,000 massacred.
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Alessio Miliojoveivijic
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October 20th can not come soon enough
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Nick Sheridan
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Pat Narduzzi is a complete retard
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“Yeah go ahead and just lay me down on the stairs” Also that’s a bold song choice
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