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😲😂
A Jehovah Witness knocked on my door last night.
I asked him in, set him down, and made him a cup of coffee and said. "Ok, so what do you want to talk about?"
He replied "Fuck if I know, I've never got this far before."
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An uncomfortable admission offered freely, will earn more respect from me than a beautifully worded apology produced after being discovered.
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The loudest Trump supporters on my timeline have gone quiet.
So have the folks who reposted every vile lie about Democrats.
Funny how a timeline full of “I stand with Trump” turned into “I don’t really follow politics.” Hell of a way to show your loyalty. 🤣
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Wishing you a good day/evening/night 🥰🌞My 📸
There will be no sadness, nor any sorrow,
Because my sun, you will rise tomorrow.
I won't feel hurt, nor feel any pain,
Because on your way down, your beauty will reign.-T. Williams
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Replying to @OnlyDaySavers
WTF! Just sell the fucking convenience assholes. Don’t try to demean Gen-X’ers. We could roll a perfect doobie with just a good roach paper and our pincers in seconds while ripping open a bag Funyuns with our teeth and poppin the top off a beer bottle being held between our knees.
You want to trash talk a generation that can’t roll a legit joint, look to Gen-Z’ers who are offended by paper cuts and calluses.
“The fishermen know that the sea is dangerous and the storm terrible, but they have never found these dangers sufficient reason for remaining ashore.”― Vincent Van Gogh
Good night,friends. Have sweet dreams 😌
Wed 10:00PM🇯🇵
#Ceratostigma 🌸
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Autocorrect knows more of my secrets than my best friend and still spells my name wrong.

























