Computer science educator, father of four, social liberal, atheist, and not a retail store. he/him/your majesty
Blacksburg, Virginia
Joined November 2007
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You've been asking about the John Lewis advert, well here it is...
@TwitterUK gave me a starring role in my very own Christmas #ad
#NotARetailStore
John Lewis sent me (the other John Lewis) a nice gift again this year! Beautiful stuff from there Made By Care collection, including a tote, t-shirt, mug, and scarf. Also a bluetooth portable mic, and other goodies. Thank you! @johnlewisretail
I look awesome in that one.
@JohnLewis selling party dresses for men. Big strapping men at that, too.
I feel it, too. But from a long way away. @johnlewisretail
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No, I didn't.
.@JohnLewis rolls out #AI-powered insight platform for external brands
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Love it. But that's not my tree. And you spelled program wrong. @johnlewisretail
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My new favorite phrase is "life can be a bowl of toenails". @johnlewisretail
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You're crackers if you think I'm that generous. But @johnlewisretail is.
🎄 Excitement is building for the Care Sector Christmas Lunch 2023, just a week away! 🎅 A huge thank you to @johnlewis for generously providing Christmas crackers, adding extra joy to our celebration. 🥳 More than just festive flair, it's about championing social care. 🌟
You're welcome. It was the least I could do. Well, actually, not doing it was the least I could do. @johnlewisretail
I started on my cracker full of Coffee creams last night..they are delicious..thank you for bringing them back @NestleUKI @JohnLewis @waitrose 😁😁🙏🙏
I am often ashamed, but not for that. @johnlewisretail
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I've had some interesting Christmas trees before, but...
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Whatever will I do without my #BlueCheckMark ??? My identity is destroyed. I have no reason to go on.
I've spent ten minutes trying and failing to understand the words written here. @johnlewisretail
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I'll see what I can do, but @johnlewisretail might have more of a say. BTW, your tweet does not seem particularly happy-go-lucky.
@johnlewis please can you get more staff to move the queue in Brent Cross the place to eat...15mins waiting not good enough
Who doesn't love a teddy bear? I know @johnlewisretail does.
A bit late as we’ve been away. But a lovely surprise to come home to. Thank you @johnlewis #MyJohnLewis Everyone loves a teddy bear. 🧸
I'm always willing to help with that particular activity. @johnlewisretail
@johnlewishelp shout out to the fantastic customer service at @johnlewis Solihull. Daughter went for a bra measurement, really lovely ladies and nothing was too much trouble even when so busy. Thank you 😊