Could’ve just hit my line
My sister was gifted the weirdest birthday present. A life sized John Major cutout. She is obsessed. @JohnMajor #johnmajor #PrimeMinister
Still ain’t enough. My yacht storage fees alone more than that.
£115 000pa is still paid for life to @JohnMajor Tony Blair @GordonBrown @David_Cameron @theresa_may @BorisJohnson & now @trussliz
This feeds a self interested unstable culture & it needs to #change
Maybe I should apply for the post & quit after 24hours
#corruption
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These are the ones I follow.
@sayeedawarsi
@johnmajor
@rorystewaruk
@anna_soubry
@johnnymerceruk
@davidgauke
Would like to follow other honourable and honest ones.
i.e. none of the current fascists.
Your stupid ass better not with the “that part” comment against THE @hollyrpeete. YOU GOOD SARAH??? Underhanded ass
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Don’t worry bro. Man’s behind the scenes sorting tings out.
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Dear @jackbox….these fries are so old they’re wading waters with Harriet Tubman. Nice rubbery fries. Entire meal is disgusting.
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I know nothing of no bodies
I should know who or what body is in charge of democratic systems in the UK. But I don't - and that may be because there is no-one. @chrischirp @JohnMajor
Nah fam
How to do an #impression of @JohnMajor - take a #trainspotter #voice and add a sprinkling of @JulianClary (obvs!)
Absolutely brilliant #masterclass in #accents #rhythm #musicality and #vocal positioning by @rorybremner at #OVC21
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