I miss you dad, I think about you everyday. Looking back getting a stripper to come to your bedside in your final days was probably a mistake, but I was just trying to make you laugh, maybe make your dick move one last time. #RIPdad

Christmas Schedule for NBA Cavs vs Miami Philadelphia vs Knicks. Golden State vs Lakers Problem solved somebody send this to that Ghoul Adam Silver #lebron #nba @KendrickPerkins

Chet Holmgren looks like he’s in the beginning phase of turning into a wearwolf if the wearwolf was a greyhound.

Ronda Rousey finished as fast as me!

Happy Mother’s Day, to all of my sisters. None of them needed a man to help raise their children. Which is good, because none of them can keep a man either.

You saw the pic, well here’s the story! I got my dad a stripper while he was dying of cancer. After he died, a photo from that day went viral. The full stand‑up special is available now on YouTube. Link in bio. #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #darkcomedy #storytelling

Alright this is the week, my first comedy special is set to release Fri, Jan 23rd on YouTube. Here’s a little Costco sample to hook you in! Album available on iTunes and Spotify!!! #StandUpComedy #divorced #parenthumor

Had a grande ole time at the NA Annual Regional Convention in CT last night. I got cleaned up in AA but I got nothing but love for those motherhuggers over NA. #recoveryhumor #recoveryispossible #comedyvideo

Stranger Things season six, Will and the gang learn about HIV.

A remake of the movie Blade, but instead of Vampires, he hunts ICE agents. Starring Wesley Snipes and Fat Dean Cain.

I just want to be famous enough that when I die, people I’ve never met or even give a f*ck about, are willing to cut off friends and family members if they make a joke about me.

I’m an organ donor, but only my dick. He must live on.

Relax, the guy from the Cracker Barrel logo will be back. He’s just moonlighting doing ICE raids to help with the cost of tariff based inflation.

Did Putie and the Don open that underage strip club in Alaska yet?

Riddle me this Batman. If America is so great, how come 70% of population wants to blow their head off by the end of the work week?

And I will be going to a live game after all

You would’ve thought anybody that said brother as often as Hulk Hogan did, would’ve had a higher opinion of you know The Brothers.

Oh man, RIP Hulk Hogan. Do you know how many chicks I slammed that were built like Earthquake, trying to be the Hulkster?! Enough to fill a Royal Rumble.