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Aspiring wasteman.

Norwich, England
Joined August 2011
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When you've been in the Queue for Westminster Hall for 25 hrs.
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Michael Owen at 9pm every night for the next 8 weeks
Going to bed. Can't take the pain any longer.
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A man has been spotted selling eggs at the Margaret Thatcher statue in Grantham.
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Just a FYI, George Jetson is going to be conceived this weekend.
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big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck
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Replying to @tonyposnanski
Address?
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How you thought 2020 would go vs how it actually went
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WE ARE BACK!!! @PremierLeague

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That’s right, Trainers—#PokemonSnapIsBack! #NewPokemonSnap is an all-new adventure inspired by the classic Nintendo 64 game. Grab your camera, and get ready to photograph Pokémon while exploring beautiful islands on Nintendo Switch! bit.ly/2ACnOGK
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my dad sent me this and i am LOSING MY MIND
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41 - Maybe just assume Leeds are creating chances constantly and I'll tweet again when they're not. It's becoming repetitive. 'We're Leeds United we're taking the piss,' rings out from the away end. 0-0
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🎙SG: We believe, however, we can hurt Young Boys.
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PABLO 'NOT IN THE EFL TEAM OF THE YEAR' HERNANDEZ #lufc
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me when i saw the voting results
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Honest office answer: “Ooh, your lunch smells nice, what is it?” “Please leave me in peace”
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51’ WE’VE GOT A PENALTY!!!
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sorry to the snail i accidentally stepped on while walking home. your life was worth 10x more than mine yet i am the one still here
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