John Stewart

@Guardian_Bat @RaynerKyle Technically, our sector does include Gotham.

And people say I don't have a sense of humor.

We're all here? Good. Now we can get back to work and stop all this unnecessary chatting. @RaynerKyle @GardnerGuy @_HalJordan

I hate playing babysitter to grown men.

@GuyGardner_ You Do realize who his superior is, yes? And the repercussions that come along with fighting match?

Good to know that the Corps members are using their time wisely for useless brawling. @GuyGardner_

No, I haven't seen the movie.

If my cameo in this movie is punching @_HalJordan in the face, I think I can live with that.

@GuyGardner_ You're going to pay for that prank, Gardner.

That trailer doesn't look half bad. But now Jordan is going to be in Three movies. Three.

@GuyGardner_ Let me know when you need another day to spend with Tora. I'll take your shift.

Fracas over the Alderane system has us busier than usual. Enslaving planets won't be taking place in sector 2814 anytime soon.

Hal Jordan: Poster boy for the Green Lanterns. God help us all. @_HalJordan

@GuyGardner_ Yeah, been busy. You know, giant reaches of space to protect and all.

@GuyGardner_ Thanks, Guy.

@GuyGardner_ Fine, I'll be there.

@GuyGardner_ I don't want to think about alcohol right now. Even future alcohol.

@GuyGardner_ He wasn't at any of the bars we were at last night.

My shoes are the ones that are missing. Jordan lost his shirt in a strip poker game that I refused to participate in.

Never go drinking with @_HalJordan. It only ends with severe hangovers the next day and your shoes missing.