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Comedian. I write for tv. please for the love of god help me

NYC
Joined May 2009
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NYC IS DEAD!!! starring: a terrified rich guy
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Lindsay Graham and I came up doing improv at the UCBT New York in the 2010’s. He was the king of bad rap. Whenever we performed Improvised Next Bus, he always crushed as the person we were all trying to date. Delaney loved him. Until the next Harold, my friend. Sweep edit.
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Ted Turner and I came up doing improv at the UCBT NY in the 2010s. We got on Lloyd together. He eventually left and did his own thing whereas I’m now on the character teams at UCB. He’ll always be the best group game initiator in the game. Sweep edit, my friend.
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Jimmy Carter and I came up doing improv at the UCBT Chelsea in the 2010s. Jimmy left to pursue other things but he came back all the time and even taught a DCM Workshop on following the fear. I’ll never forget the time he sat in with Pie Babies. Sweep edit, my friend.
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i supported mia goth even when i thought she beat him unprovoked
EXCLUSIVE: Actor who alleges Mia Goth kicked him in the head and called him a β€œbig baby” when filming MaXXXine was accused of threatening to distribute revenge porn, running a rent scam and being a β€œvexatious litigant,” according to court records. Story: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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πŸ”₯ BRUNSON BURNER πŸ”₯
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My list of movies Humphrey Boggart Casablanca 1942 The Maltese Falcon The Caine Mutiny 1954 Marlon Brando The Godfather 1972 On the Waterfront A Streetcar named Desire
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If Trump has a wet dream in court it’s over for Biden
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THE CRAZIEST NBA PLAYOFFS SEQUENCE YOU WILL EVER SEE
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I’ve said it before. Reality split when NBC took The Tonight Show away from Conan. We live in the bad reality.
Conan O’Brien’s β€œHot Ones” episode really makes you wonder what kind of a fucked up society allows this man to lose out to Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon
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Did anybody else in NYC just feel all the subway cops win candy crush just now?
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Comedy is now just posting podcast clips of you furiously (and sometimes tearfully) calling for the death of that girl who lied about being Sydney Sweeney’s nutritionist
Just For Laughs files for bankruptcy protection, cancels 2024 festival montreal.ctvnews.ca/just-for…
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Super Bowl in Las Vegas
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Henry Kissinger and I came up doing improv at the UCBT Chelsea in the 2010s. He was my first improv friend on a weekend team (grandma’s ashes). I eventually went the sketch route but we always kept in touch. I’ll be saying the clown’s prayer tonight for sure
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They need to let George Santos host SNL this weekend
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George Santos walks onto the stage of studio 8H and says β€œI can’t believe I’m hosting SNL! For those who don’t know me, my name is Jason Momoa…”
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George Santos hosts the show as if he is Jason Momoa. Aquaman sketch, Khal Drogo sketch, Please Don’t Destroy video where he (as Momoa) wants a sleepover with the boys but won’t fall asleep. After the show, George Santos denies hosting SNL,claims he’s never heard of Jason Momoa
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Ok cool I was worried Pedro wouldn’t be able to do every single job that exists.
Pedro Pascal will be able to shoot β€˜The Last of Us’ Season 2, β€˜Gladiator 2’ and Zach Cregger’s β€˜Weapons’ on top of starring as Reed Richards in β€˜FANTASTIC FOUR’. (Source: @krolljvar)
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John Trowbridge is now officially a member of The Academy.
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I’m hearing Diane Feinstein died doing a wake up Phil prank with Bam Margera and raab himself?
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We’re all having fun but if somebody told me this was their β€œbest and final offer” I’d take the deal out of pure fear. Sorry but that’s too strong and powerful for me because I’m a little piss boy?
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