John Watson

Sherlock Holmes, STOP BREAKING INTO MINE AND MARY'S HOUSE TO PUT HEADS IN THE FRIDGE.

Yes, I have a wife. Yes, she's a she. I. AM. NOT. GAY.

@TheMorgueGirl I know, Molly. I know. *Gives her an awkward look* I'll see you there!

@TheMorgueGirl Uh... Nope. Sorry, Molly. Sherlock's keeping everything a secret.

@TheMorgueGirl Might see you there, Molly.

I'm not sad, just conflicted.

Yes, Sherlock DOES dance around to One Direction when no one's looking.

Sherlock made me put my header as him. He \made\ me.