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Singist for the band 57 Down. (@gruffinnit) Proud companion to two rescue greyhounds

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Joined June 2011
Imagine putting six defenders on the pitch and saying to the best player ever to lace a pair of boots "come at me bro!" Argentina subbed to win the game, England subbed to not lose.
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Three main things you need to know for the 20th anniversary of the invasion of Iraq: 1) all the people who did it are still in charge 2) they're not even a little bit sorry for having killed a million innocent people 3) the second they get the chance, they'll do it again
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Highlights of Simon Thompson's disastrous second appearance at the Business Select Committee. These are the absolute clown shoes that are ruining Royal Mail. I wouldn't trust them to run a bath. #standbyyourpostie youtu.be/jDc2NRoQOM4
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youtu.be/Gljtvwhcdhc @jimmy_dore @aaronjmate @ggreenwald @MaxBlumenthal PLEASE retweet this EPIC rant from our own @JonathanPieNews This shit used to be funny, used to be satire... Now it's the sad, undeniable way of life for British workers in the UK under the tories
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Absolute scenes in Parliament Square. 17,000 posties coming together to tell #SimonThompson to pack his kit and jog on @CWUnews #StandByYourPost
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Replying to @aaronjmate
@aaronjmate @TheGrayzoneNews @MaxBlumenthal Strikes going on and more planned in the UK, and this is what Kay Burly from @SkyNews sounds like trying to set workers against workers in service of Boris Johnson's government
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At one point trying to infer that striking workers will become violent if agency workers try to cross the picket line
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Watch some funny guitar related stuff.... #GuitArsoles 149 - Goodbye Mike! :( youtu.be/K0SZs-rOwVI via @YouTube
The fororoe over @joerogan boils down to this: Elites - Rogan reaches hundreds of millions of people, let's get on his show Rogan - Go fuck yourselves Elites - Rogan must be destroyed! He built his show from nothing, he answers to no one and can't be controlled = dangerous!
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Only on @Eurosport_UK would they delay highlights of the 2021 #WSBK to show a 4 year old game of tennis!
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100,000 dead Boris Johnson says: “We did everything we could.” No, he didn’t
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This bloke spent £300 on vets fees and X-rays and it turned out nothing was wrong with the dog, was just copying him out of sympathy 😂😂😂
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Because we can't do gigs anymore, we decided to do some chatty heads things to pass the time... Enjoy part 1 of 'Chatting garbage during lockdown' youtu.be/b3GV5uSeQ8c
Except this year I haven't known what day of the week it is since March
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As good as it is that #Trump is gone, don't forget that he was a symptom of 8 years of Obama #Biden and and if this election taught us anything is that Americans are not repulsed by Trump's policies, just the man himself.
#Rashford to #tories "This week I've rallied a whole nation behind me, and banged in a 16 minute hattrick in the #ChampionsLeague WTF have you done?
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Three short of 2000 followers. Can we get to that before I go back to Fenbank next week? It’d be nice. 🐾🐾
It's 8° in Manchester, positively balmy for a January in the North West, and Jesse Lingard is wearing leggings and gloves? This is one of many things that annoys me about this queefing mincer
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🤬😡🤬😡 Look at Fabio Quartararo's reaction as he is beat by Marc Márquez on the final corner again... Wow. #ThaiGP
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Savage take down
Out in Uxbridge, Boris Johnson constituency😂😁🤣😄 OMG!!! 😱 OMG!!! 😱 OMG!!! 😱 OMG!!! 😱 OMG!!! 😱
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