Becky Hamblin (@JohnnyTortoise) profile picture
Bristol, England
Joined May 2009
Oh come on @Bernadette04770296 you’re not a silly schoolgirl anymore. Take off the rose-tinted spectacles… or just use the bureau of information at your fingertips 🤷‍♀️ I’m embarrassed for you.
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Now, off you trot and treat yourselves to one of those mass-produced, white-label candles Markle repackaged pretzel-style and numbered after dates that are “special and significant” to her.
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Might I suggest N°519? The date of the (her words) “televised spectacle” instead of her (words again) “real wedding three days earlier”. It reeks of bullshit… you’ll ruddy love it!
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