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Patrick Stewart?! Oh my 😭

I really wanna take a selfie, but my front cameras broken. Keeps showing me some fat guy.

I don’t really be impressed by celebrities and influencers Halloween costumes. They got a whole team behind em to create these near perfect costumes. For me, It’s missing the heart of crafting your own costume and how silly it looks that makes Halloween so fun..for me at least.

As the person doing the flattening, it is not fun cus yall be sounding like yall taking yall last breath under me

Marques’ duo review convinced me to wait til next year for the next duo. Most of the apps not being duo optimized would drive me nuts. I can wait. Although, my brother got the duo and he thinks he’s soooo cool ugh I want one now ugh I’m so easy

Absolutely. They’d be shocked cus I always say marriage and kids and settling down ain’t for me. But they’d be there for sure. Running the whole show. And probably tryna stop me from running away and leaving the poor guy at the altar. 🙂‍↕️

I hate insecure mf’s. Figure your shit out and leave me tf out of it.

Cardi’s tiny desk was amazing. Love that lady

Scott Evan’s is so pleasant to look at 😮‍💨

I fucking hate when Siri’s bitch ass can’t hear me cus the musics too loud when I’m in the shower. SIRI NEXT SONG YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHH then I’m stuck listening to an extended version of a song I thought was niche and different that I always skip.

AHS 13 is so boring. The recycled lines and the obvious clip farming is so cringe.

Just seen another pe’a in the wild and we made eye contact, smiled and nodded at each other. Awwww 🥹

Hahahahahahaha

I don’t like seeing kids and dogs in breweries. I feel like I’m at a Chuck E. Cheese or something. Then a kid gon ask me why I talk like a girl maaaan watch out

I heard “I need that” and I thought someone was tryna scoop me, turned around and they was tryna fight me lmao

Why are Ritz crackers so soft and crumbly now? They weren’t always like this. Were they? Nah. Damn. This what I tweet about? Ugh

I really dislike venting to people and them centering themselves and then needing to be soothed. Okay your turn.

Took my sister to the dentist. And afterwards her dentist asked me to dinner 🤭 Boosted my confidence cus I was looking raggedy as hell today tryna take care of my sister.