when ever you are in a bed unhappy mood just follow me and become happy and smily on the spot from my jokes and tell your friends to follow me as well
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Joined January 2011
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Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
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Hey, Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.
Yes sir, its fresh grounded...!
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Dont think of your self as an ugly person, try thinking of your self as a beautiful monkey!
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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
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HI, Just sorry for the last few RT's, wanna let you all know that we will be back very soon with the greatest jokes on earth! Wait n See!
it takes me 10 seconds to write my text and 3 minutes to pick an emoji that I think goes with it
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"@ComedyTruth: one of my many talents is being able to go from happy to sad in .005 seconds"
The recipe said "Set the oven to 180 degrees," so I did, but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall. Via @JokeSpot
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up? @JokeSpot
I have to laugh when fat people say obesity "runs" in their family... it's pretty obvious that nothing runs in their family. Via @JokeSpot
I've learned pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. Via @JokeSpot
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? @JokeSpot
A picture is worth a thousand words but it uses up 4,000 times more memory. Via @JokeSpot