Scrum Master - PSM III, Agile Coach and Facilitator | Co-Creator of https://xitter.cf/t.co/9CZ4NKQLPW - @scrumlake | Ambassador for https://xitter.cf/t.co/Qoq1q4FJrT - @seriousscrum

Worcester, Uk
Joined January 2010
Had a great time diving into @scrumlake co-creative workshop last night with these fab people visit scrumlake.com to register for our next workshop on the 10th of March linkedin.com/posts/activity-…
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John Albrecht retweeted
The UK curve just Laffered…
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Buying a new build with only 2.5% equity in it is so stupid you almost deserve the negative equity trap you’ll find yourself in.
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Plan 2 Student Loans explained. On a £49k salary I lose £128 a month to student loan repayments. We were told it would feel like a phone bill. Or a pint. Phone bill: £12.60 Pint: £6.30 Student loan: £128 That’s not even the worst part. Last tax year, interest added to my balance was £3,270. That’s £272.50 a month in interest. Borrowed: £35,171 Repaid: £16,104 Interest added: £32,627 I’ve paid back nearly half of what I borrowed. The debt is still bigger than when I started. A whole generation crippled by a policy. Students can’t afford to buy houses. Couples are thinking twice about having kids. Because £128 a month per person is a significant amount to be paying per person without any chance of clearing the balance.
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John Albrecht retweeted
Could have sworn we've all mentioned it a few times.
NEW🚨: The Chancellor team John Healey said they didn’t realise british finances were so poor
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Replying to @tomhfh
How can Healey proclaim to be unaware of just how bad the UK's finances are when he literally resigned over being unable to get the funding he wanted for Defence?
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Current state of play I wish the public could I understand how serious this is. We are heading for a financial crisis.
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John Albrecht retweeted
I GOT THE DOMAIN! I FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!1 🥳🎉 Paint​.NET is now at paint.net! Well, it will be just as soon as I push all the buttons to migrate content and set up redirects from getpaint​.net etc. For now it's just a "hey go here" redirect page.
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John Albrecht retweeted
A reminder that, under our soil, we have 1.5 billion barrels of oil, 150 billion cubic meters of natural gas and 300 years' supply of coal. ofgem.gov.uk/press-release/e…
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John Albrecht retweeted
Replying to @Olas_Truth
There is testing for them. They just don’t ask to be tested for it yet alone be offered to be tested for it and if they are, they’ll most likely decline but then again… a lot of men don’t even go get tested regardless. This is why i tell everyone in a relationship to get tested.
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Replying to @ymmmayer
it's incredibly common, just not normal
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John Albrecht retweeted
Replying to @kitten_beloved
"Makes >$500k a year." Which means a man who makes even one cent under that is out of the running. Which is, in actuality, 99.99% of men. And she can't figure out where her options are?
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John Albrecht retweeted
Replying to @kitten_beloved
> If she's actually attractive and not a total bummer to be around yes she's gorgeous and amazing to be around that's why someone has to put her on a jumbotron on X to get a date
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John Albrecht retweeted
Replying to @thiojoe
You're very dumb.
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John Albrecht retweeted
Keir Starmer and Scott Mills caught playing with Clarkson’s bulls. Clarkson was left furious and tore across the countryside with James May in hot pursuit, as Labour’s day got even rougher with Karl Turner losing the whip. {satire}
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We analysed every property resale across London in 2025 using HM Land Registry data. Overall loss rate: 12.9% But some areas are 2-3x higher: E14 (Canary Wharf): 34.3% NW9 (Colindale): 30.6% E16 (Royal Docks): 28.9% SE10 (Greenwich): 28.7% W14 (West Kensington): 24.7% Which area do you want us to look at next?
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John Albrecht retweeted
sam met with him this week and said "this should be a company. this should be easy to do, but it is not yet" the science is solved the entire pipeline from tumor biopsy to mRNA construct should already be automated we are bottlenecked on paperwork written and signed off by people who will never meet the patient xitter.cf/sama/status/2037396826…
The coolest meeting I had this week with was Paul, who used ChatGPT and other LLMs to create an mRNA vaccine protocol to save his dog Rosie. It is amazing story. "The chat bots empowered me as an individual to act with the power of a research institute - planning, education, troubleshooting, compliance, and yes, real scientific design work in converting genomic data to a vaccine prescription and designing the treatment protocol around it. But they worked alongside humans at every step. The combination is what made it possible." It immediately got me thinking "this should be a company". Also, Paul is an extraordinary guy. This should be easy to do, but it is not yet.
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John Albrecht retweeted
They thought we were mad on the pod when we talked about likelihood of 40% drops a few years ago.
Sold for £950k in Dec 25 Previously sold in 2016 for £1.3m (£1.8m inflation adjusted) rightmove.co.uk/house-prices…
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John Albrecht retweeted
The head of British Gas, Chris O'Shea, has become the latest industry figure to contradict Ed Miliband's claim that drilling the North Sea won't bring down energy prices by calling on the Government to do precisely that. dailysceptic.org/2026/03/23/…
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John Albrecht retweeted
Very sad to see Philip Castle has died. He painted the iconic artwork for the original Elite:
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