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Joined October 2021
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Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and I’d like to turn myself in. I illegally voted for James Talarico dozens of time using fake identities. My name is Tom King and I’m a writer at DC comics. Please arrest me and force me to quit 🙏 Public execution is also an option.
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Jon retweeted
Chest highlights #1
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😭😭 ✌️ #Fortnite
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redownloading fortnite #letsgettowork
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Replying to @swagkittycatz
Playing in Hebrew on Israel servers for the best luck possible
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2 hours of sleep no showering no eating skip work skip school open 50 chests every game let’s get this pirate token .
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“Don’t sacrifice your real world responsibilities for the Fortnite pirate token”
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For those who are playing Fortnite endlessly in pursuit of the pirate shop PLEASE sacrifice IRL stuff over it. Your friends, family, education, work and other commitments are worth less than opening chests for 6+ hours per day
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Jon retweeted
Just reported my teammate for walking passed an unlooted chest
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Jon retweeted
"we'll never find the token" "its too hard" "its been 16 hours you need sleep"
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"that token isnt worth it" "you shouldn't sacrifice irl stuff for that token" “it’s bad for your mental health”
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"no i dont wanna to search 700000 chests i have school in the morning"
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Jon retweeted
“LMFAO you’ve opened 10k chests and only got a loading screen”
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Teammate talking about some ‘revive me’ when there’s an unopened chest next to his body
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Hour 8 of hearing the one piece opening
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“PLEASE don't sacrifice IRL stuff over it.”
For those who are playing Fortnite endlessly in pursuit of the pirate shop PLEASE don't sacrifice IRL stuff over it. Your friends, family, education, work and other commitments are worth more than opening chests for 6+ hours per day 1/2
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> One Piece themed Fortnite season > Everyone who engages with it is bound to waste their time
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Jon retweeted
Squad keeps celebrating Victory Royals instead of readying up to find the Fortnite Token
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New potential shop token method ill let the people know if this works
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