Jon retweeted
Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and I’d like to turn myself in.
I illegally voted for James Talarico dozens of time using fake identities.
My name is Tom King and I’m a writer at DC comics. Please arrest me and force me to quit 🙏
Public execution is also an option.
Jon retweeted
Replying to @swagkittycatz
Playing in Hebrew on Israel servers for the best luck possible
Jon retweeted
2 hours of sleep
no showering
no eating
skip work
skip school
open 50 chests every game
let’s get this pirate token .
For those who are playing Fortnite endlessly in pursuit of the pirate shop
PLEASE sacrifice IRL stuff over it. Your friends, family, education, work and other commitments are worth less than opening chests for 6+ hours per day
Jon retweeted
"that token isnt worth it"
"you shouldn't sacrifice irl stuff for that token"
“it’s bad for your mental health”
Jon retweeted
Teammate talking about some ‘revive me’ when there’s an unopened chest next to his body
























