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Guitarist (SoundCloud Link below), Writer & Podcaster. Twitter? Sounds a bit pointless. People have better things to do. You know like... erm...ah...

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Joined January 2009
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This night 10 years ago, I googled 'How to start a blog' then went on to take redundancy from my job 2 years later to turn blogging into a career in freelance writing. 4 years later, that morphed into writing crime novels, and my 6th book is out in May. That googling worked out!
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Episode 3 is out of the oven and once again, it's a bit of a non show. The topic? Bread. Why? Because Jon was given a bread maker. Check out this photo for his first ever attempt. B thinks it looks like a rat has chewed it. Do you agree? Success? Not a success? Please vote #bread
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Subscriptions >>> bit.ly/viz319tw
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Massive shout out and a gazillion thank yous to @MultiverseOfBad for providing our new logo for the show. All season two will be reposted with this. We’re thinking for a name for him. Suggestions welcome
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ā€œIbble dibble dabble doo. I roll the dice and I roll them true.ā€ Can Captain Cartanno throw the legendary Wangeroo and save the Questers from a watery grave by getting sucked through The Vortex. Listen here. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
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Oh you pretty things. Chapter 9 of book 2. Brian's been channeling David Bowie's back catalogue for this week's horoscope. The Quester's meet the mysterious Captain Cartanno and his Galleon as they set off to discover the Amulet of Snorker. It's all here. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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We have a gift for you to say 'Happy 4th July'. (A three day offer, so hurry.) Follow this link below. And when you've read it, we'd love a review. amazon.co.uk/dp/B0B296F7MC/?… #4thOfJuly #4thofjulysale #4THJULY #BookTwitter #bookgiveaway #BookBoost #writingcommmunity #freebies
Happy #Jubilee from one monarch to another King Phlardarse: 'Ma'am, I was going to gift you a book, The Quester's Guide To Saving It (The World That Is) but it's my only copy, so yer not getting it. Have a pearl. Best wishes. May yer reign reigneth.' The Queen: 'Ow, thank you.'
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Mooo. @JonJoeD & myself are happy to announce that the book to the podcast is out. Written by A I & us, the plot is mad, the characters bonkers, but the story makes sense, sort of. 'The Quester's Guide To Saving It' is on Amazon and we'd love your review amazon.co.uk/Questers-Guide-…
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Publication day is nearly here: the book of the podcast with the entire story in its full glory, plus lots of never seen before extras. I'll announce the release with a moo! Meanwhile, join Jon and me as we ramble on in the Green Cows Don't Fly podcast. Season 2 has begun.
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.@susannareid100 tells the PM about 77-year-old Elsie who eats one meal a day and stays on the bus all day to avoid using energy at home. She questions the PM about the comments he made about people having to make choices about what they spend their money on.
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Cross your fingers, folk. We've entered Green Cows Don't Fly into @britpodawards' Best Fiction & the Best New Pod category. Had there been a Best Blackcurrant Wine cat we'd have entered it too. So all you podders out there, go ahead and do the same. Lookin' @ you @MultiverseOfBad
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Jon and I have been farting around with a trailer for our podcast. Here it is. Hopefully you get the urge to listen to the podcast. Green Cows Don't Fly is on all the big podcast doodas, like Spotify etc. #podcast #fantasybooks #audiobook
Wow! Really exciting news! We've asked the totes excellent @SirPatStew if he'd kindly consider reading a chapter of The Quester's Guide for us. Can't imagine he'll say no. So watch this space. apple.co/3HkUxNk P.S. Don't tell Brian or he'll get all bitter and twisted.
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Chapter 8 of The legend that is the quest that is the trilogy that is the fantastical journey is back Monday 3rd Jan. We left our heroes with a stiff on the floor and a mystery to be solved. Get up to speed here with all episodes. apple.co/3HkUxNk
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Just a reminder: as of the new year, we're changing to Mondays. Our next episode will be out on the 3rd #January. Same place: all the big #podcast thingamajigs. anchor.fm/green-cow Make listening to us your #NewYearsResolution
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Jon and B. are giving you a #festive treat: the early release of their #Christmas episode. Why wait until the 24th? It's out now. Find it under most podcast trees, like this one: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…… #Christmaspodcast #Christmas2021 #festiveseason #Turkeys #Xmas #XmasTreats
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@JonJoeD and myself have lots to say. Always.
AI has delivered the goods. Welcome to Chapter 1. Grandolf, a disgraced actor, is enjoying the quiet life as the landlord of the All Evil Arms pub. But in the pub's carpark is a dumpster ... open.spotify.com/episode/71I… #fantasyreader #fantasy
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AI has delivered the goods. Welcome to Chapter 1. Grandolf, a disgraced actor, is enjoying the quiet life as the landlord of the All Evil Arms pub. But in the pub's carpark is a dumpster ... open.spotify.com/episode/71I… #fantasyreader #fantasy