I would like to thank everyone for this monumental occasion. I couldn’t have done it with out you

I’m gonna cum myself. With my fake cock of course. I would never masterbate for real

I’ve gotten dummer

I’ve been informed that I have posted a tweet that I posted before. It will not happen again

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

The last time I cried at a game was when I was 21 I played kovaaks for the first time. Then I collapsed to the floor, realizing that hypergamy was real.

Wait honey I got 90 upvotes on my post on Reddit about our fight that means I’m right

The unquestionable urge to ruin the very little progress you’ve made in life

Exposing the truth… fetish google doc Friday…

Pissing green call that a money shower

My dick fell off in summer of ‘23 and I’ve been living as a fairy ever since

No I don’t want to have sex with Kyogre stop asking

I don’t want chilli’s

My Dick? Always available

Shit of Theseus

Hypothetically speaking, how can one ascertain information about the status of a content creator. Like if they’re alive or dead?

Timeline got sexual. I am not pleased