Jon the Magic Guy... not only is the glass half empty, but I will smash it on a table and cut you with it.
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Fold 'N Fly » Paper Airplane Folding Instructions. foldnfly.com/
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Today is #ShakespearesBirthday so we've made a shakespearian insult generator (kind of) Use it to find your go to insult. You're welcome.
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Following Pluto’s demotion to a dwarf planet, the mnemonic ‘My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets’ can be adapted to ‘My Very Easy Method Just Seems Useless Now'.
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The Icelandic forestry service is encouraging people to hug trees while social distancing measures prevent them from hugging other people.
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The full story of the Hugo Boss saga is now on YouTube babe youtube.com/watch?v=rmg7HZJN…
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A special bastard is someone born out of wedlock whose parents later married.
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Bluetooth technology is named after Harald Bluetooth, the 10th-century king of Denmark who united various Danish tribes into a single kingdom. The symbol is a combination of the runes representing his initials.
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‘Ramfeezled’: 18th-century speak for being worn out and overcome with exhaustion.
Just in case you need it. Happy weekend.
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There are more than 40 references to dogs in the Bible but cats are not mentioned once.