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Just read a scary article about how mothers of young children drink too much wine. I need to cut down on reading.
Watching the #MacysParade and my Scottish husband is loving it
He just asked why there were parade gals twirling mock rifles in front of a marching band and I was like huh? This is America I did that when I was 12 😂 #cultureshock
Elon Musk Neuralink plans to implant chips in human brains apple.news/AMRIUcbmfRnW2lzui…
Me, just before leaving house: “kids can be on iPads for 15 more minutes max please, they’ll be on them all night given the option”
20 year old babysitter: “it’s really bad for their development to be on devices. You need to work on that”
[Immediately goes back to her phone]
daughter, 8, when I explained I run a business, looked thoughtful. Then said,
“So… one day all this will be mine”
Volvo Unveils First Autonomous EV Made from Fossil-free Steel thomasnet.com/insights/volvo… via @thomasnet
I just scrolled down my own feed and saw a lame retweet I didn’t even recognize. Is there such thing as sleep retweeting?
This is from a freshly published Fox News article and I won’t spoil it by telling you what it was about
One of our most taken-for-granted driver assist functions was invented by a man who couldn’t drive. Pretty cool little piece of history… thomasnet.com/articles/daily…
In the American south it’s normal for kids to say “yes m’am” to their mum after we ask them to do something so is it ok to go next level and just have them say “yass queen” ?
Doc just recommended no red meat, booze, sugar or processed food for a 4-6 weeks to get rid of inflammation
So I’d suggest maybe stay away from me socially for, I dunno, 4-6 weeks?
This is what friends are for #bested
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Some use Twitter to connect. Some to share life’s funny moments. Some to advocate for the voiceless. Others choose to point out its “pored” over, not “poured” 👋
Hey just wanted to share something important for iPhone users!!
1) listen to the first 6 seconds of Tasmin Archer’s original recording of “Sleepong Satellite.”
2) then go to your phone’s alarm settings & select the sound “Crystals”
🤔
youtu.be/lOqVQPq8zm8
Overstock.com when I let them know they sent polyester instead of cotton bedding
Thought an announcement here at roller rink said “we are a gun-free facility” but actually they said “gum-free” duh what was I thinking 😂 🇺🇸
Just a cheery reminder of how fraud is built into the American healthcare system, happy Monday! apple.news/AyKsvqrzyTlmGswpo…
In Scotland can we please call it the Tartan @elonmusk ? apple.news/AgpqLgnrJQR6GDswN…
