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This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil, I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…
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Her worst fear
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One of the greatest costumes of the 21st century #expand
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I love Dearborn lmfao
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Mauvaise nouvelle pour leschiottes du travail : j arrive
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The Bears and the state of Illinois are finalizing an agreement for a new stadium in Arlington Heights. The new stadium will replace Soldier Field as the Bears’ long-term home. The Bears leveraged Indiana’s aggressive strategy in order to get what they wanted from Illinois.
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“Two 1st round picks for a 29 year old? Bears got fleeced.”
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This is Nala, our 13-year-old German Shepherd. Last night we had to let her go, and we're still processing it all. I want the whole world to know about her & how great she was. Nala, when Jocelyn and I started dating between Denver and Chicago, you welcomed me into your pack right away and loved me unconditionally. You flew on planes, rode across states, and climbed mountains, and when you got to Chicago you were right back at home on day one, claiming the couch and every one of your spots in the house. You were the first one to move in with me then Jocelyn came few months later. You were so smart, always pointing us right to what you wanted. You were loyal, and you listened even when you were busy barking away. You were my first big dog, and you were a simple girl who loved her treats. The house feels so empty without you, but I know you're in heaven, still watching over us and barking from the window. Being your stepdad that stepped UP was a pleasure, and I'm forever grateful. If you got a dog give em a treat, do it for our Nala or just take a shot tonight for her. ❤️🐾 🪽
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I was at ARC, I blinked and now it’s November next week…
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went to the poop store and everyone knew u
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This is Nala, our 13-year-old German Shepherd. Last night we had to let her go, and we're still processing it all. I want the whole world to know about her & how great she was. Nala, when Jocelyn and I started dating between Denver and Chicago, you welcomed me into your pack right away and loved me unconditionally. You flew on planes, rode across states, and climbed mountains, and when you got to Chicago you were right back at home on day one, claiming the couch and every one of your spots in the house. You were the first one to move in with me then Jocelyn came few months later. You were so smart, always pointing us right to what you wanted. You were loyal, and you listened even when you were busy barking away. You were my first big dog, and you were a simple girl who loved her treats. The house feels so empty without you, but I know you're in heaven, still watching over us and barking from the window. Being your stepdad that stepped UP was a pleasure, and I'm forever grateful. If you got a dog give em a treat, do it for our Nala or just take a shot tonight for her. ❤️🐾 🪽
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Josh Jacobs to his girlfriend when she asks if she can have some dinner.
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Whose baby daddy is at the hospital rn??
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Tô peidando tão alto no banheiro da firma que alguém gritou que é tiro
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when i’m watching the gc argue and my pic from 2020 gets sent for no reason
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Somebody said that Apple is in their Taco Bell era where they're just smashing together random leftover parts from other devices and naming them things like "Phonedito Supreme Crunch" and it's the perfect analogy. Here slap a touch screen on this, charge $4k and call it a Maclupa
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You can get a used Model 3 for less than a fully loaded 16" OLED MacBook Pro: • 2020 Model 3 Standard Range with 95k miles, no accidents/damage & clean title: $14,190 • Fully loaded 16-inch MacBook Pro: $14,549
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she was a burger he was a king
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Had a guy last weekend try to tell me that doing ketamine was a spiritual experience. Dawg just put the fries in the bag
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