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This has got @SenseiCarl_'s name all over it.
The neighborhood WhatsApp group had been quiet for three weeks.
Then Margaret posted at 7am on a Monday.
Margaret: "Can whoever owns the grey Ford on Elmwood please move it. It's blocking my bins."
Normal enough.
Then Dave replied.
Dave: "That's my car Margaret. I'll move it this evening."
Margaret: "This evening isn't good enough Dave I need my bins out by 9."
Dave: "I'm at work."
Margaret: "You should have thought about that before parking there."
Dave: "I park there every day."
Margaret: "Not in front of my bins."
Dave: "Your bins aren't there every day."
Margaret: "It's bin day Dave."
Dave: "I didn't know it was bin day."
Margaret: "It's always been bin day on Monday."
Dave: "I've lived here four months."
Margaret: "Then you should have checked."
At this point forty seven people were watching and nobody was saying anything.
Then Linda jumped in.
Linda: "Margaret I can help you move the bins around the car."
Margaret: "I shouldn't have to move around the car Linda."
Linda: "It's just a suggestion."
Margaret: "It's not a helpful one."
Linda went quiet.
Then someone called Gary who nobody recognised posted for the first time in the group's two year history.
Families with a child in hospital travel, on average, 79 miles every day to be with their child.
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This is the best thing from this absolute bin fire of a season by @LFC. @federicochiesa
I say this as a long-suffering Leafs fan with no playoff hockey to enjoy: this is the most embarrassing to happen in the history of the sport.
I still love this. Punk and Heyman the best on the mic, Roman at his absolute OTC pinnacle, Seth an afterthought, and the twist of the favour. Perfection.
CM Punk's WrestleMania dreams came true 1 year ago when @HeymanHustle revealed that Punk was in the main event of WrestleMania! #SmackDown
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60,000 people do this every week at Anfield. You ain’t special Sabrina
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Paddy Pimblett may not have won the fight, but he did get a shield which protects him from murder after tonight's Round Table. #TheTraitors
David Coote getting only a suspended sentence for making a category A indecent image of a child needs to go to VAR.
Easter Eggs are already on sale. Jesus was only born 3 days ago and @Morrisons are already cashing in on his death.