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J Squared

@Jonsquared

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Joined November 2010
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Any Xbox gurus out there know how to solve the 100% packet loss problem on Xbox One? A buddy can't fix it @XboxSupport
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All platforms are now back online. If players resume a previous MK11 session from a standby state on consoles, they may need to relaunch the game to connect. We'll continue to monitor any new reports that come in, so please let us know if you encounter any issues. Thank you!
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We're aware players are currently unable to connect to servers in Mortal Kombat 11 and can confirm this is being investigated. We'll share an update here when this issue has been resolved. We appreciate your patience.
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Wakes up. Checks Twitter. . . . Uh... . . . 馃搱 Lookups fo... . . . Regrets checking Twitter. Goes back to bed.
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Meanwhile, in New York City.
Image from philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)
Image from philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)
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Image from philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_)
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(732): FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
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ICYM 馃槀 @Porsha4real acts out what a funeral with a wife & mistress must be like.
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WATCH: Cat safely hitches a ride on glider cbsn.ws/1LgPf4C
Image from CBS Mornings (@CBSMornings)
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One of the greatest things I've ever seen. #RainbowStopsTornado That's like good vs evil:
Image from Pauley Perrette (@PauleyP)
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3D-printed ultrasound lets blind mom "see" unborn baby: ow.ly/MFKYC
Image from CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil (@CBSEveningNews)
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Porkchop@Pantone81130 Apr 2015
TODAYS SOLID ADVICE: Don't try to poop upside down.
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Replying to @SandieCrowley
@AugustaGolfGirl this is pretty much spot on!
Image from Matt Zedrick (@CoachMattrick)
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Kanye sounds soooooooooo cute through Cher's Believe auto-tune!
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"""Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great."" M. C. Escher"
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WATCH LIVE: @TimesSquareNYC weather cam cbsn.ws/1LcMtwE #blizzardof2015
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Age 4: "I love Mommy." Age 16: "I HATE HER." Age 20: "Mom was right" Age 57: "I wish my Mom was still here." Retweet if you love your Mom?
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Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates.
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"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett
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(630): Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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(208): I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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