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TheCynicalGardener 🐝🌱

@Joon123

Professional Horticulturalist, Self Confessed plant nut, Slept in a tent at the Arctic Circle. Patron Saint of Roast Potatoes. Beekeeper.

 England
Joined February 2009
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Approaching midlands and a big coffee.
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Leaving #Wales in the mist.
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So very sad to hear of the death of #SirPatrickStewart a thoroughly nice bloke.
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Chilly.
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Currently travelling east, light mist and golden trees so far. #Dayout
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Api:Cultural@apiculturalLdnOct 27
If you’re carving a pumpkin into a jack -o-lantern this week you may be interested in what bees helped produce your pumpkin. apicultural.co.uk/f/pollinat…
Pollinators of Pumpkin and Squash

Pollinators of Pumpkin and Squash

Pollination of Pumpkin and Squash

apicultural.co.uk
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It’s lashing down here, I was going to pop out to arrange a new headstone for late father, but I’m certainly in no rush….
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About to set off on a cold, dark drive south. Not fun, but will be at the end. 🍯🐝
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Made it!!
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A bit of rain here and the lightest of breeze all day…. Hope everybody south of me has been ok with the storm. #StormAusten
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I’m really grumpy now, somewhere in this house…. Or shed is my favourite hammer, I’m unable to find it. I want it, I need it for a job. Mega grumpy now. Tomorrow I’m emptying the shed right out.
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Evri have lost the Wallflower plants I ordered. These were a treat for me. Fuming now. Rubbish company. 😕
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Email from customer services says it’s being re-delivered, chatbot says sent back to supplier…. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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My garden is still very dry, watering pots every few days here.
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Had flu jab today, was supposed to have Covid jab, but that’s not delivered until Thursday. 🙄
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Was having such fun working in the garden, removing unwanted naff plants, cutting down sorting & weeding, painting. Then the migraine hit reminding me I’ve forgotten to have breakfast or lunch. Bugger.
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Just a quick sit in the garden to enjoy the sun before I start my long list of chores, and this fluffy oaf has sat on me. I don’t even know who he is or where he lives, stuck now. #Notmycat
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It’s letting me tickle its ears.
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Fluffy oaf is my new wrestling name.
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Wonderful news, we are popping out for a carvery at 1 o’clock. Will have to put cleaning the windows on the back burner for now.
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