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The best writer and bartender among everyone in my apartment. https://teapawt.net/t.co/Xn2jvEbQwi https://teapawt.net/t.co/PiSpZYO3NG https://teapawt.net/t.co/YIvmwsDGjG

Chicago, IL
Joined January 2012
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Hey all! I started an account and hashtag called A Little Bummed Out. It's for the little things that we miss. We can sacrifice, but that doesn't mean we have to like it. It's okay to be a little bummed out. #alittlebummedout #coronavirus #COVIDー19 @a_bummed
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When one day robots enslave the human race, we're going to think back on this time when automated phone systems became able to hang up on people. #covid19 #coronavirus
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I think that for these social distancing days I might set two rules for myself: 1. No sweatpants after lunch. 2. Only sweatpants before lunch. #coronavirus #SocialDistanacing #COVID19 #CDC
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I havent done one of these in a while but - new cocktail special tonight! The Trail Mix Old Fashioned: Overholt Rye whiskey Framboise raspberry Cacao Walnut bitters Nuts, fruit, and chocolate are great while… instagram.com/p/B09sqMQJZL-/… – at Brooklyn, NY
Here you go, all! Thanks to this fantastic group of folks that I was fortunate to work with on The… instagram.com/p/BwINR5Qhd98/…
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A new podcast by Grant Carey and me with @ear_epic! A radio play about a cell phone, an earthquake, and the end of the world. #podcasts #audiodrama #fiction #earthquakes #foundfootage… instagram.com/p/But6ulFBgdD/…
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Excited to announce the release of this podcast from @ear_epic written by @cgcarey and me! Listen soon!
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Okay I might find this more interesting than many non-bartending nerds, but still I think there's something here. eater.com/drinks/2016/1/26/1…
Trump just says words.
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Happy birthday to my birthday buddy @WhoopiGoldberg! We picked a good one, didn't we? Have a great day!
It's easy to forget how good the Warriors are. And then it's really easy to remember. #NBAPlayoffs
Congrats Eagles but the real question of the night is since when does Justin Timberlake play piano?
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Mitch McConnell is a disgrace. He hasn't done anything honorable since deciding to race that hare. #GOPTaxScam