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I discuss stories (theme, motifs, "it's good/bad") on YouTube. I make a series for my brother Jamison, whose name you might have known if he were still with us.

Seoul, South Korea
Joined December 2021
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Turns out I wasn't done with Oz Perkins. Roughed him up some last year after Longlegs, and now I've come back for more with @HardCutReviews for his latest movie Keeper. Link in the replies.
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Cho Chang is a perfectly normal and beautiful Chinese name and I’m honestly tired of having to explain this repeatedly. I came across another post criticising her name, so let’s clear up the actual linguistic and cultural context behind it. "Chang" is the standard romanisation of the surname 張 in Mandarin and Cantonese-speaking regions outside Mainland China (where it's spelled "Zhang" in Pinyin, or "Chong" and "Cheong" in Singapore and Malaysia). It is the third most common surname in Taiwan, the fourth most common in Mainland China, and is also widely used in Korea. (Chang and Cheung are also Cantonese romanisations of the surname 章.) "Cho" is the Hong Kong Cantonese romanisation for several characters commonly used in given names: • 秋 — "Autumn" or a plentiful harvest • 卓 — "Excellence," "brilliance," or "outstanding" (also a surname) • 楚 — "Clarity," "well-dressed," or "a lovely lady" • 早 — "Morning" Her official Chinese translation is 張秋—"Autumn Chang." I actually knew a girl in primary school with that exact name and spelling when the Harry Potter movies were coming out. She was so disappointed when Pottermore sorted her into Hufflepuff instead of Ravenclaw! Growing up, I also had a headcanon that Cho was a Hongkonger whose family moved to the UK before the 1997 Handover. Emigrating to the UK due to the worsening political climate was very common for Hong Kong families in the 80s and 90s. I’ve never heard anyone who speaks Chinese or grew up in a Chinese-speaking country criticise her name. Cho Chang is widely loved there—the only real complaints are about her lack of characterisation or that she didn't end up with Harry. I didn't even know people disliked her name until I moved to an English-speaking country for university. (Note: All spellings above follow the Hong Kong Government Cantonese Romanisation system, which you can easily look up for exact phonetics.)
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Replying to @bennyjohnson
Important reminder that the Left does not view decency and generosity as something to be reciprocated. They view it as weakness to be exploited. If my enemies were drowning, I’d hand them a brick. The right needs to quickly adopt this mentality if it wants to survive.
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Leftists care more for the world than their family/friends because it's easier, not because they're altruistic Caring for your immediate circle is a tangible daily task that requires effort Caring for "the world" is an abstract virtue signal that needs zero actual output
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I wonder what it’s like to be perfectly predicted 85 years in advance by a guy imagining what a literal demon would want.
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Replying to @PositivFuturist
This is why "Clean your room" winds them up so much
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Trans women in women's sports is a top tier issue for humanity because it's a proxy for the following questions: -- Are we liberal society? (Or are we a progressive authoritarian society?) -- Are we a pluralistic society? (Or are we social justice theocracy?) -- Are we a democratic society? (Or are we governed by the unrepresentative consensus of a tiny, delusional elite?) -- Are we a reason-based society? (Or are we a cargo cult that worships idols?) -- Are we a reality-based society? (Or do we treat falsehoods as truths when told by people in power that it is virtuous to do so?) -- Can we put a stop to obvious insanity? (Or are we in the thrall of ridiculous dogmas that no one can dispute because a powerful lobby calls it virtuous to clap along to absurdities and cruelties that destroy fairness?)
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This is such a banger post. Yes - the left think about problems they can't solve while neglecting everything in their vicinity.. they volunteer local decline and death in the service of grand moral abstracts.
"Être de gauche c'est d'abord penser le monde, puis son pays, puis ses proches, puis soi. Etre de droite c'est l'inverse."
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“The gender capture is making a mockery of our profession… this approach is destroying lives.” ✍️ @bindelj unherd.com/2026/10/how-trans…
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Everyone who is been in the fight against transgender ideology for a long time has had so many moments of “this will be the thing that makes people realize how bad it is…” The absurdity of men just claiming to be women wasn’t enough. Young people revealing they had thought they were “trans” and then realizing they weren’t after unnecessary medicalization & irreversible surgery didn’t do it. Gay men & lesbians getting hounded as “genital fetishists” for not being attracted to the opposite sex should have made enough people realize that the “LGBTQIA+ community” isn’t as harmonious as it claims to be. Women who recall the abuse in their marriages as their husband announced he is actually a woman should be enough to dismantle the whole lie. People fired from their jobs for simply not believing it, families ripped apart for knowing their child isn’t the opposite sex, and women dragged through courts for years for opposing it, is a massive red flag for all of society, but not enough apparently. There are endless examples of the horror of transgender ideology. Every part of it is horrific. And then, now, you think, “men who claim to be women breastfeeding babies, making them literally ingest the ideology” has to be the moment everything stops. Surely. Now that everyone knows it, this is going to be it… It has long been at the point where anyone still going along with transgender ideology either likes what it is doing or doesn’t care about anything but how something so bad actually benefits them.
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As a gay man, it is exhausting to watch what used to be a movement about same-sex attraction get completely hollowed out. Gay used to mean something clear. Men who are attracted to men. Women who are attracted to women. That was the entire point. Now it has been buried under layers of gender ideology, identity politics, and a demand that we rewrite our own orientation to make other people comfortable. I am constantly told that if I am not attracted to a woman who identifies as a man, or a man who identifies as a woman, I am bigoted. That my sexual boundaries are a form of discrimination. That “trans men are men” and therefore belong in gay male spaces, dating pools, and communities. This is not inclusion. It is a direct attack on the reality of same-sex attraction. The same institutions that once claimed to fight for gay people now treat actual gay men and lesbians as the problem if we refuse to play along. Corporate Pride has become a vehicle for this ideology, not a celebration of us. The language has shifted so far that many young people no longer even understand what gay means. I do not need a parade or a rainbow logo to validate my existence. I need the freedom to live as a gay man without being pressured to deny biological reality or accept opposite-sex partners under a new label. The people pushing this did not liberate us. They colonized the movement and turned it against the very group it claimed to represent.
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‘Weak leadership combined with ideological capture, perceived prestige for the organisation, and fear had all led to children being harmed.’ Gender ideology has spread like wildfire through the NHS. The casualties: kids and whistleblowers. Free to read. thetimes.com/uk/healthcare/a…
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As another man who once worked with me declares himself saddened by my beliefs on gender and sex, I thought it might be useful to compile a list for handy reference. Which of the following do you imagine makes actors and directors who aren’t involved with the HBO reboot of Harry Potter so miserable? Is it my belief that women and girls should have their own public changing rooms and bathrooms? That women should retain female-only rape crisis centres? That men don’t belong in women’s sport? That female prisoners shouldn’t be incarcerated with violent men and male sex offenders? That women should remain a protected class in law, because they have sex-specific needs and issues? That language should reflect reality rather than ideological jargon, especially in a medical context? That women shouldn’t be harassed, persecuted or fired for refusing to pretend humans can change sex? That women should not be threatened with violence and rape when they assert their rights? That freedom of speech and belief are essential to a pluralistic democratic society? That troubled minors, especially those who are gay, autistic and trauma-experienced, should be given mental health support instead of irreversible surgeries and drug treatments on non-existent evidence of benefit? That gay people shouldn’t be pressured to include the opposite sex in their dating pools, nor should they be smeared as ‘genital fetishists’ when they don’t? That cross-dressing heterosexual male fetishists aren’t actually oppressed, but having the time of their lives piggybacking off gender identity ideology? That said ideology, and the privileged, blinkered fools pushing it because they suffer zero consequences themselves, have done more damage to the political left’s credibility than Trump and Farage could have achieved in a century? Let me have your thoughts.
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"My sexual orientation is an attraction to misogyny." Hunter Schaefer was being unusually candid about autogynephilic desire in his diary. This was not something scripted by his adversaries. This was something he said while in a confessional mood. Not that we need his confession to know this -- the etiology of this inescapably male sexual fetish has been exhaustively documented. What's striking about it is that Hunter Schaefer is the entire purpose of propagating the myth of the trans child -- the puberty blocking experiment aimed at the manufacture of adult males who look like pretty teenaged girls who could be paraded around on television as proof that the middle-aged autogynephile was always a girl on the inside and just needed to be frozen in a pre-pubertal state to pass as a girl. An unstated premise of this was the hope that you'd replace the population of hulking men in dresses who need their jaws broken and their ribcages shattered to resemble uncanny valley early generation AI women with folx who look like Hunter Schaefer -- "real girls" who have disappeared into their cross-sex identities, not men consumed by bizarre paraphilias. But Schaefer was too honest and couldn't help but publicize the fact that he too seeks in his mimicry of women the consummation of his sexual desire to be consumed by misogyny.
Hunter Schafer, a man, said he feels like a woman because of an "attraction to misogyny" and a "need to be used by men", and trans activists are responding by saying this is a normal experience for women. 1. He's a man with a fetish 2. Women aren't defined by misogyny and being used by men 3. I can't believe this even has to be said - that a man can claim to be a woman explicitly because he hates us, and he is the one who is taken seriously, while women who disagree are called hateful
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Restoring order and untethering them from the globalists is the culmination of every arc in One Piece. The media literacy crowd literally cannot do media literacy. Because media literacy to them is simply injecting their rotten, disgusting, depraved commie ideologies into beloved stories and media.
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Blocked a former follower because she was anti-trans. Not going to put up with that shit. I'm "pro-leaving people alone to be who they are as long as it's not hurting anyone else". If you don't like that stance, you know where the block button is.
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But it couldn’t be social contagion, folks. It’s just that young people, especially autistic, gay and mentally ill ones, are finally free to be their authentic selves. The sudden explosion of young women who want to cut off their healthy breasts and take testosterone? Well, it’s absolutely not the newest form of self-harm, to which troubled adolescent girls are provably prone, ok? It’s not a consequence of the commonplace fear of becoming an adult woman, with all that that entails. No, there’s nothing to worry about there. The possibility of regret? Naturally, we don’t let minors get tattoos or own guns or vote, because that would be ridiculous, but if they want irreversible surgeries and drug treatments, they must be given them, and everyone around them must immediately agree they are now the opposite sex. That’s called being kind. And the mounting numbers of detransitioners? They were never trans, obviously, and should be mercilessly attacked, especially if they now say they were vulnerable and in a friendship group, online or off, dominated by trans identities, where transitioning was presented as a way to resolve all their social and emotional difficulties. (I have the emails). No, there’s nothing whatsoever to see here. Keep justifying it, keep cheering it on, keep insisting that the doctors and drug companies making serious money out of it all are acting with the purest of motives. Answer every reasonable question with an accusation of hatred and bigotry. Dispel every qualm of conscience with an activist-approved talking point. Reassure yourself that everyone on your dinner party circuit agrees with you. And when, in years to come, we’re all looking back on graphs like this, be proud that you did your bit to monster whistleblowers, parrot unevidenced claims and create the climate of fear that allowed the worst medical scandal in a century to take place.
This data never ceases to "amaze" me. In 2005, very few people received any transition related genital surgery (120 over the whole of 🇩🇪), in 2025 it was 4,184. And the shift in the age distribution is staggering: Surgeries on 18-25 year olds were almost non-existent in the noughties, now they dominate every other age group by a large factor. (This is official data)
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What did Jecht say to Tidus when Tidus offered to cook him breakfast and asked him how he wanted his eggs?
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Black women are women. Women do not make up 98% of sex offenders. Men make up 98% of sex offenders. Proportionally speaking, there are more trans-IDed men in UK jails for sex offences than in the male prison population as a whole. Stop comparing black women to men.
This logic is pretty stupid. I hate analogizing being trans to racism, but if you decided that you didn't want to share a bathroom or locker room with black women, no does not mean no, you cannot enforce that and that's good. I don't understand why this is in principle different.
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“There are women in prison right now with male sex offenders, there are girls who are not using the bathrooms at schools because boys are in there, there are girls losing their opportunities in sport, it’s an absolute decimation of women’s rights, and for the high court to turn around & say, no problem here, we’ve been told exactly what our institutions & our government thinks of us.”
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I find it fascinating that supposed left-wingers are campaigning to put male sex offenders in women’s prisons, trying to shut down women-only rape crisis centres and cheering on Big Pharma’s lucrative move into chemical castration of minors, but here we are.
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