23, gay, approved driving instructor: I love cars. And cake. And men. If you like talking about those, we'll probably get on great!
The Midlands (Yes, all of it)
Joined April 2015
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111: "You need to go to A&E. Don't drive."
A&E: "We can't really help, but call your GP urgently so they can investigate tomorrow. Don't drive."
GP: "Well, if A&E sent you home, you can't be that bad. We can see you in a few days"
Great. Very helpful.
This may be the first time I'e bought anything from Holland and Barrett. Am I old now?
I think I might be old.
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New career low today. Practicing bay parking at the leisure centre which is open till 10 on weekdays. It closes at 6:30 on Saturdays and we didn't realise.
Gate got locked, my dad had to rescue us and I am now without my car till tomorrow morning.
Oops.
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New car is here and all set-up for lessons!! Fingers crossed for a more reliable two years with Sami the Skoda!
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After a lot of deliberation, I've decided to put Maxwell the Mazda up for sale!! He's in excellent condition and was serviced 3000 miles ago, also getting 4 brand new tyres at that time.
He's up for £4250 but I'm open to offers. Retweets would be much appreciated!
So, my normal 208 has been off the road for 2.5 months now. I've been using a 208 courtesy car in that time and you'll never guess what happened today?
Yep! It broke down! Can't wait to get my new car next month
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It is snowing!!! On my birthday!!!!
This is either a great omen for the rest of the year or the absolute highlight of my year...
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The amount of people replying to this asking what does "Wuu2" mean is making me sad. That was daily internet slang when I was a teenager.
Am I that old??? Am I not "with it" anymore???
Wuu2 guys? @redbullracing @ScuderiaFerrari @MercedesAMGF1 @McLarenF1 @stakef1team_ks @AlpineF1Team @HaasF1Team @WilliamsF1 @AstonMartinF1 @Cadillac_F1
#F1 #VCARB
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I am a massive nerd so have made a spreadsheet comparing my test results each year since I became an ADI
Interesting comparing this year to last. Generally more successful this year, but when they did go wrong, they went very wrong. 39 serious faults in 50 tests is painful 😬
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Lost 2 days of work this week whilst my car was in the garage and have now woken up to both my students for today cancelling their lessons.
Definitely getting ready to retire 😂
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Yes it's 7 degrees, yes it's nighttime, yes I have the top down.
Fuck me, this thing is incredible!!!! I genuinely don't think I've ever had this much fun doing anything. Ever.
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I'm still in the Instructor WhatsApp group for my old area and it's absolutely full of people complaining about the budget.
How "unacceptable" it is that "hard workers" are being taxed more to subside those that never work.
Didn't realise driving instructors were millionaires
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Business has been slow to pick up since moving to my new area, my driving school car has broken down and now I've had a tyre go pop after a student hit a pothole at less than 20mph
Starting to think this is the universe telling me I'm in the wrong job and it's time to move on
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First proper drive in the MX-5 done and I am deeply in love!!!
It's such a fantastic driving experience!! And surprisingly comfortable as well actually.
First job is 4 new tyres! It currently has 4 different brands including a JoyRoad 😬
Not convinced on the rear spoiler...
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