@JordanLoman_

Sr. AE @ F500| Schizo poster| Jack of all trades

 Appalachia
Joined August 2024
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Happy mf friday My first tech job i made $640 a week... this is just W2 + Commission for an upsell Dont forget the two other deposits from contract stacking (about another $1400 for the week)😜 Dosent take brains ive literally brute forced my way here become a desperado and see or hmu
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The dumbest most illiterate dude you know got 3/4 kids with 2/3 BMs Yet the couple with a home, no debt and 6 fig income are struggling to reproduce What a conundrum
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I’m not retarded or anything but i fuck with the movie hubie Halloween
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I stg from the news & 𝕏 feed it feels like I’m the only person not scamming somehow
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The hustle is unreal Gain VC trust Unlimited lead flow If companies not hitting goals it’s not ur head on the chopping block. Blame the founder/staff sales and ur onto the next one
FIDEL CACHE FLOW
@FidelCacheFlow20h
I was today’s years old when I realized most of these BPO / Fractional CRO / Sales consultants just siphon VC money through nerd Korean SF AI start up Technical Founders on 6 figure engagements and in return teach them retard simple shit like how to build a lead list lmfaooo it’s a scam all the way to the topp fam
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Anyone else confused af by all these fed student loan emails? Mine have been frozen basically since Covid or whenever that injunction happened Now they’re saying it’s all going away?
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Never have never will The absolute obscene things hosts want is insane
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 23
Airbnb, $ABNB, guests no longer have to wash the dishes or strip the beds at checkout, per AP.
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There’s a lot of personality types at work I hate The worst has got to be the former college athlete who uses sports analogies for everything As a former college athlete myself, we get it bro close the yearbook take the Letterman jacket off
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It’s sad cause i remeber being 14ish and thinking i can not imagine what video games are gonna be like in 10+ years
Chelly
@chellgodOct 22
The new Call of Duty came out today and I bet this is how you found out Don’t buy it, it sucks
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I’ve played video games maybe 2 times in the last 2/3 years Still rocking the Xbox one (never upgraded) But this is the nail, I’m a has been Clash of clans my only game now
MBG
@xMBGxOct 21
Pricing of the next-gen consoles as it stands right now. PlayStation 6: $1000-1600 Xbox Helix: $1200-1800
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VP of sales retired (my direct report) #1 rep is taking over True consummate pro But you find as you master this game of IC, none of it really matters. They’re truly just a sounding board and as long as they don’t f with your rythym, life moves along
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DELETE MY STUDENT LOANS PLLEASSEE. ILL GIVE YOU THE LOGIN MYSELF
MTS
@MTSliveOct 22
SITUATION DETECTED: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized AI agents operating inside customer accounts and struggling to determine which actions were authorized by users, per Axios.
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Marry the girl who is technologically challenged and couldn’t be bothered with anything of substance when she does go online I don’t think mine even knows what call her daddy is, I’ve seen her timeline it’s all puppies and hairstyling tips lol
Ezydu@ezradulisOct 21
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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What’s the consensus You get on a demo “Dr. Firstname Lastname” joins You calling them Dr. Lastname or Firstname I’m a Firstname typa guy all the way
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He was expecting a phone call “I never saw no teams link”
Jordan Loman
@JordanLoman_Oct 21
Boomers man Today i had a prospect reply “accepted” to a calendar invite Always something new
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Only i would have a prospect trying to e-sign when docusign in doing a 2 hour emergency maintenance today
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Boomers man Today i had a prospect reply “accepted” to a calendar invite Always something new
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Another reason to stay fit Once i lost the football weight and slimmed down the waist my printing went significantly down
AmmoLand News
@AmmoLandOct 20
Researchers in Sweden have developed AI technology capable of detecting concealed handguns using Wi-Fi signals, without metal detectors or visible cameras. Early testing shows 72.5% detection precision. Now imagine this technology deployed in public spaces, identifying law-abiding Americans carrying firearms for self-defense. How long before a false alert brings armed police down on an innocent gun owner? The Second Amendment protects our right to bear arms. The Fourth Amendment protects us from unreasonable searches. Neither should be sacrificed to the surveillance state. Full Report: ammoland.com/2026/10/wifi-gu…
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Never pitch the bitch I tell you what tho my close rate with women under 35 is insane Camera always on, charm +100 If it’s at a conference it’s over 6’+ White boy with too much motion
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Finding the nearest Somalian and bringing him in Statistics say, prob gonna get paid
Breaking911
@Breaking911Oct 20
BREAKING: President Trump announced a anti-fraud program that would pay people who expose fraud 1% of the money recovered. “If you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%,” he said.
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R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsOct 20
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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